Judge — November 22, 1919 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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A Crowded Calling —Bonne nouvelle, Notre gars did qu'il a un now: ilest gré& ticr & Paris “Good news! The boy says he nas taken up a new fangled trade in He is a striker.—/. Played No Favorites—“I' fierce with rats,” said Mrs, Ca: of the boarding house, a over the back fence with her n ir “Did yez buy any of thim rat biscuits suggested Mrs, Kelly. Mrs. Kelly, what kind av ou think I'm runnin’ if the bastes can’t ate what the rest for th Journal Amusant (Paris) us do, -Houston Post y kin go hungry Like the Irishman—“Ludendorff,” said Representative Shouse, “is telling the world the reason why he lost the war. Ludendorff’s excuses reminds me of the Irishman. An Irishman and a race one day the Irishman’s sup while he'd stop rowing and wait for Mike to catch up, “Well, Mike was beaten, of course, but he said_afterwards ith, Oi'd have bested the bhoy aisy if Oi'd shtopped an’ took the long rests he did.’ "—Det Free Press. 4 kee rowed a Boarding-House Broken—Landlady —I don’t want any disturbers, agitators, olsheviki, wits or humorists in my house. Are you an experienced boarder? ipplicant (for board and lodgings) horoughly, madam, Since I was a mere novice I haven't uttered a dis- respectful word about prunes, or one-oyster stews.—Bt Young by Contrast —Landlady — Why are you so happy today? —I think it is because I feel oung in ‘ont with this chicken.—Houston Post. Restaurant Kind — Nature cially those who are familiar t the tupelo is the \ Falls Av, man picked up one of he prematurely scarlet leaves the other ught it down town with him to h if Holding it up for insp: ture lover inquired row what it is, b e the filling dried posit box.”—Detr Fellow Hold-ups ous une réduction aux con- fréres? Oui. Ws étes re —Non, voleur, de pro, “Do you make a reduction to your confreres “Yes—you mean you are a restaurant urateur? ssion, highway robber." —Le Rire (Paris)