Judge — November 15, 1919 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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y $1 cach for acceptable “Bad Breaks” which may be clipped d to contribute, For the » amusing error of t rce indicated in each instance, must be sent in to show ill be returned to ders unless postage ** énclosed and none jokes are not “Bad Breaks.” This department will b from newspapers, maga twisted expression, JUDGE the bona fide nature of the “b already published as “Bad Breaks >a regular feature of JUDGE. We w cs or books and all readers are i ¢ types ora are desired by JUDGE. Embarrassing — SILK PETTI- COAT lost between Gimbel’s and Wool: worth’s, 5th Ave reward. Olson, N York American, Bronx.— One Eared Pup—$i00 REWARD Small white female poodle, one near. 1th St 7th Ave. ork World. Hibbs, ith Ave, — Pugilistic—Cablegram from Consui General Robertson, Buenos Aires, states Argentine law demands slop’ chest stores and other ship’s stores be mani- fested in detail. If this is not done they will be liable to fines and conris- TICATION—N, Y, Daily Marine Ree Internal Scalping—MANICURING, facial and scalp treatment, IN oR McDonell (colored), 100 West rtment 7. "Phone > ark (N. J.) Evening Ne Delicate Choice—GENTLEMAN, 47, wishes to meet with Lapy or wipow, view matrimony. Box S12 Star.—To- ronto (Can.) Daily Star, A Cold Gesture—Blenner, who had got what he came to learn, nodded CLAMLY, and arose—"“Scribner’s” for October. Cleaning—WANTED— Fridays. Mrs St—New Calendar Woman for sweeping H. A. Morse, 1042 Purchase Bedford (Mass.) Standard. Equine Enterprise—FOR SAL. Horse, been in grocery business. Apply 3 Alden Road, Fairhaven. — y Bed- ford (Mass.) Standard. Page Burbank! — GARDENER who has knowledge of Guowers and lawns, to look after residential prop- erty. Box 912 Star—Toronto (Can.) Daily Star, WANTED— ents’ gar- Elizabeth. — Winter Work Steamfitters on ladies’ and ments. 700 Franklin St, Newark (N. J.) Star-Eagle. Too Rarified—RARE opening for competent bookkeener - correspondent who can invest $4,000,000 and show him- self really qualified. Address } Times-Picayune.—New Orleans (La) Times. 11-15-19 This Week's Prize “Break” Contributed by Iraa V. Scnutrz Line Up, Please! 22,500 automobiles were stolen last ‘year. Leave yours with us. It may be the next—Davenport (lowa) Daily Times. Very Cross Current—“In the final answer to the problem a negative value of any current is then to be INTERRUPTED as a current which flows in the direction »pposite to that assumed as the positive sense."—Pender’s “Electricity & ism for Engineers.” Double Relationship—Police Judge Mortimer E, Smith today fixed bail at and held Raymond A. Rapp, yde St, HUSBAND AND FATHER OF A TWO-YEAR-OLD BABY CIRL, to answer to. the Superior Court, — Oakland Calif.) Post. Phone The Parker House — WANTED—Room with breakfast and GARAGE space; refined g f Address H. R. A Hot One—War Department. In- structions to this effect have been re- ceived from 1 Peyton C. Chief of Staff at Washington, by reant Pepper, in charge of the recruiting station.—Oakland (Cal.) ‘Post. A Black Flock—Martin is one of Marion County's products and is very much interested in cattle raising and farming, having lately purchased sev- eral nice head of crows. — Orlan (Fla.) Morning Sentinel. Family Bargain — For men and young men and at a price that is low compared with the price of other lines of goods. A man can buy a suit for ONE-HALP THE PRICE THAT HE PAYS FOX Wis Wire on pauventerR—Beaver Malley (N. Y) News. 2 Unique Contortion—She grew so rapidly that the room was hardly bic cnough to contain her, although she was lying on the floor with her mean drawn up to her chin.—Louisville Courier- Journal. Easy Work—W nted— rough. sailors dow (Philadel iphia). Very Open Plumbing—For Rent A house of 8 rooms and two baths on the trolley track. enwich (Conn) News & Graphic. Is to trim The Cry of Silence—Struck dumb with amazement, she sHRiEKEeD again and again—Forgotten Love. No y H. S. Peyrin. Zeroic—He further declared that the race riots in various parts of the country were the “hellish” results of radical labor propaganda among the negroes, and concluded with the asser- tion that the vast middle class of Amer- ica, constituting fully 0 rex cent of the population, ultimately would be forced in self-defence to create a real revolu- tion—N. Y. Tribune, For the Doctor's Eyes—Penctrating far into Africa, Australia, wherever the English Toncue was READ.” —Ainslee's Magazine for November. Monkeying with the Calendar—A real treat is promised to the citizens of hester and Clark county on Ti1uRs- when Senator A, O, Stanley, ac- companied by Con, deliver addresses in this city NESDAY NIGHT, the TWENTY-THIRD October at the courthouse.—IVinche Ky.) Sun. Smoke Scream—Cigars that sold for seven cents straight have gone to eight cents; THOSE THAT SOLD FOR FIFTEEN NTS HAVE GONE. TO TEN CENTS STRAIGHT, “he Patriot (Harrisburg, Pa.) Queer Bulls—The strangers, Two RULL HFIrers, sauntered unaccompanied down East Main Street.—Amsterdam N.Y.) Recorder-Democrat. Repairing the Huns—“Reparation of German prisoners of war is proceed- ing satisfactorily, and will probably be complete October 3.—Army & Nav Reaister. : comichooks.coly)