Judge — November 15, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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His Race Apologies to Mr. Ananias—Seven years ago a farmer living west of Charles City, Ia, hung his vest on a fence in the barnyard. A hungry calf chewed up a pocket of the garment in ch was a standard ast week the anim: milch cow, was butchere s of the cow that e closing in and the filling lungs—kept the stem- winder wound up and the watch had lost but four utes in the seven years.—Mason ty Cla.) Globe Ga- Unreported—“So you've got an acc dent to report, have said the head clerk to the foreman of the works, “Yes, sir,” said the foreman; then he paused ‘a while, wing his minutes de reflectively, before handing over his re The latter read as follows :— apart. “Date: March Sst. Nature of acci- Accidental blow "sh r at he would refrain from drink- g the clerk nswer, “It “Well, sir.” replied — the » “seein’ as w you ion included only is, and. secin’ as ‘ow you le spirit for his own us it was ‘is big toe what was hurt, on pa of the well, I didn’t like to put ‘em down, L Cause and Effect—F —The Iding formerly known as the White City Saloon. Owners will remodel sam The “Dud” Show to suit responsible tenant. A. splendid - a place to keep cow and chickens. In : quire at street car ntinel, No Softness There—" remarked the rhapsodist, lage was bathed in soft m bl rejoined Uncle Bill Bottle got it wrong. I'l admit copious moisture. But ind you that moonshi about the hardest liquor produced Vashington Star. Oh, Joy!—The bibulous stranger heaved a sich of content as he hoisted his foot and rested it comfortably on the bar rail in a hospitable Kentucky haif. Shay!” he said to the Bartender. “If | had known that Prohibition wuz anything like this, I'd have voted for it long ago.”—Cincinnati Enquirer. Faith in Adversity—Joe Fountain of Bootjack, Mich. was willing to plead guilty in court to the charge of mak- ing liquor, having a private still in his home. Prosecuting Attorney Lucas told She—This poor girl on my left was crying during the love scene. ¢ court that he tried to get a promise He—I expect she remembered how much her seat had cost; I could almovt of reformation from Joe, a promise at weep myself.—London Opinion. 11-15-19 18