Judge — November 8, 1919 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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This department will be a regular feature of JUDGE. We will pay $1 each for acceptable “Bad Break ich may be clipped from newspapers, magazines or books and all readers are invited to contribute. For the most amusing error of the types or a twisted expression, JUDGE pay $5. the bona nature of the “break.” The original clipping, » “Bad Breaks” rej already published as “Bad Breaks” are desired by JUDGE. All Through—He leaves a winpow and two children: Clayton L. and Florence M. Haines. Their home is at No. 1805 Callowhill street. The body will arrive here probably tomorrow.— Philadelphia (Pa.) Record. The Devil Took the Hindmost— Moses Kramer, the four-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Kramer, of Wellsville avenue, was the victim of an automobile accident last Saturday eve- ning, and as a result the small bones in both. Fore legs were broken.—Dan- bury (Conn.) News. Have You a Blooming Tevis in Your Garden?—Dr. Hucn Tevis and GOLDEN WEST DAHLIAS, with LARKSPUR, WERE USED FOR THE DECORATIONS of the speakers’ table. On every table were two stands of American flags—San Francisco Call. That Fruity Flavor—American in- ventors would, do well to familiarize themselves with Section 7, Part 10, of the react Treaty, entitled—Rochester (N. Y.) Democrat & Chronicle. Two as One—Mrs. Jenks, who is considered one of the greatest beauties in Manhattan society, was attired in a stunning gown of black crepe, as was ur Dickinson—N, Y. Evening Mail. A Bouncer — WANTED —Girl to take care of baby about eighteen years old—N. Y. Commercial Ledger. Post Mortum Stunt—The late Mr. Bowersox’s brother, Augustus Bower- sox died suddenly last Friday at the home of his granddaughter in Yor! and was married at Baltimore yestet day.—Newport (Va.) News. Sox or Hose?—Another highly im- portant piece of evidence showing con- clusively Kerr’s wonderful effectiveness was the fact that not a RED-NOSED PLAY- ER REACHED THIRD RASE.—Public Ledger (Phila,) Movie Candor—Florence Reed is at her best in the role of the wife wuo LOVES AND SUFFERS IN A SERIES OF ELAB- ORATE EVENING Gowns. Her brilliant work, coupled with massive settings and scenes of splendor, make this produc- tion worthy of much praise.—San Francisco Call and Post. This Week's Prize “Break’’ Contriputed by Louis Srcesaan Canton, Ohio “At the end of a half hour Tony Juca, 3761 Trent ave- nue, S. W., a park employe, was being taken to City hos- pital with severe bruises about the hips where the sow HAD JABBED HIM WITH TER uoRNs.”— Cleveland (Ohio) Plain Dealer. Some Achievement— Miss Esther Klain, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Mor- ris Klain, has been awarded the croix de guerre by the French government for bravery under fire. Miss Klain was a nurse in France and worked cuose BEHIND THE HUN Lines during the prin. cipal engagements, WITH MOBILE Hos ritaL NO. 1.—Portland (Ore.) Daily Press. How Warm Is Toast?—That shows why 10-rib Mayo Knitting keeps you WARM AS TOAST IN ZERO WEATHER.— Philadelphia North American. Bean Us if We Know—Q. What are the measurements of the nenus de Milo?—Chester (Pa.) Times. Off to Hades—The Rev. Smith Jones will preach on a “Joyride to Hell.” Everybody welcome. Come early—every seat will be filled —AMont Kisco (N. Y.) Journal. Public Nuptlais Apartment of four or five rooms and bath wanted by De- cember 1, by young couple To ne MaR- RIED NEXT MONTH, NEAR LACKAWANNA rarLroap Station in Newark. Address F. J. G., Box 34, Call Office—Newark, (N. J.) Call. If Three's a Crowd, Why Not?— The hour of speaking had_ been set for 8:30 and the Ardmore Convention Hall with a seating capacity of Five, was filled to overflowing.—IVorld News (Roanoke, Va.) 2 ith its source indicated in each instance, must be sent in to show ed will be returned to senders unless postage is inclosed and none Miraculous—A messenger immedi- ately was dispatched to the stables and the nose was performed and the nose was put to the hospital, where an oper- ation was performed and the nose was put_on again. He said it was a miracle. —Oklahoma (Okla.) City News. Why Ministers Die—As against 1,800 ministers needed annually in the church the seminaries are turning out 180, it was pointed out. The treat- ment accorded the minister and the fact that the older men are not receiving the care they should be accorded is largely responsible for the pEaTH of ministers, it_ was declared.—Connells- ville (Pa.) Courier. Jack’s Good Eyesight—“Jack Winch was lying flat on his face, looking up in the dim light at the string which hung down from some unseen fasten- ing above their heads."—“The Land of Wonders” by Edward S. Ellis. A Backward Girl—A large black SNAKE coiled itself around the girl's uinp leg and body, The snake's head dangled back and forth from the girl's neck.—Chicago Daily Tribune. Fruits of Discord—Commenting on the apple exhibit, the judge said he had never seen better peacttes.—Tele- gram, Toronto, Can. Near Scandal—“Parlor maid wanted for NEARLY married lady.”—Kentish Express (England). A Terrible Legacy—Leonard Erick- son has taken his wife to Rochester, Minn. for an operation for Garter— Mt. Pleasant (Utah) Pyramid. Ghost Treatment—James W. Blain brought his little two year old daughter, Vivian, to the hospital last night to be treated for cholora and pHANTOM.—Mt. Pleasant (Utah) Pyramid. A Tenderfoot—“He shaved and pol- ished his shabby — shoes.” — Snappy Stories. What Bruno Done—“We had our fun and, I believe, done a good deal to foster everything new in art and literature."—"My Greenwich Village” by Guido Bruno, in October “Shadow- nd.”