Judge — November 1, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Tho all-yoar-round sott deink The first man’s drink was water and in. Bevo is the highest refinement of the natural drink of primitive man-« the accepted drink of modern America a beverage with real food value. A healthy and substantial drink at the soda fountain, or with lunch at the restaurant ,a comfort waiting for you in the ice-box at home. Serve it cold = Families sopplied by §rocor.drusfist and deelen tors are invited fe inspect our plant> ST.LOUIS ANHEUSER-BUSCH a dyed-in-wool “movie fan’? who would ap- te nething better than Film Fun 12 times a year as a remembrance of your | Season’s Greetings. 7 We will mail so as to be delivered Christmas Morning, a beautiful colored Christmas Bi Card, to any one you desire to have receive Film Fun for the coming year. ‘ i Film Fun is chock full of motion picture humor, advance information regarding film Y pl ) of the leading stars. ys, pictures of artists and interesting sidelights, of their hobbies, and full-page portraits Can a more suitable gift be made for $1.50? FILM FUN, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City f FILM FUN, 225 Fifth Ave., New York City \ Please send Film Fun to the names attached for 1 year. Also send a Christmas » Card in my name. Enclosed find JUDGE Salary vs. Wages By Joun WetLAND StroNG N an endeavor to dodge the high cost of musical comedy I went to a movie n island of silence in a murmur- ing sea of volunteer interpreters. | heard my neighbors read in loud, clear tones, “Hod-carriers make $6 a day Why be a school-teacher? As a salary-hound it puzzled me to know why there are so many husky in- door sports pushing pens for a pittance when they could be pushing wheelbar rows or something outdoors and making President Wilson listen to them with at- tention. With self-determination the salaried illuminati who handle heavy’ ledgers and send us our please remits, the literati who write our news and the cognoscenti who teach our children could have entered the tield of manual labor and acquired healthy bodies and fat pocket books. Physical exertion was their only objection and that’s no objection at all, if you'll excuse the Hibernicism. With s.d. as a guide no boy will sweep out the office for years in the hope of some day reaching the dizzy heights of expert accountancy. So, if Claude, in spite of the handicap handed to him at the christening, be- comes clubby with Mulcahy, the teamster, leave him be. It’s natural selection, for Claude would rather be driver of the fire department team than a sea-going presi- dent The strong-minded, weak-bodied male pedagogue of our more innocent ¢ tried to make scholars of the bo) T meant that the victims were trained to earn their living without soiling their cuffs. Small wonder that the average man of today becomes violently ill at the mere sight of a pair of heart-sundering ap to the truant of that time was, “Don't you wish to amount to anything The inference was that to work with one’s hands was to languish in the subcellar of degrac on. This anti-labor, ant ating propa- ganda of our educational system of the carly nineties is responsible for a super- aestheticism which has spread to our re- motest hamlet Many a sanatorium-bug, bored and boring, meandering at Palm Beach in the winter and climbing Greenland’s icy mountains in the summer, envies Clohes- sy, the plumber, because Clohessy can act natural and impolite without care. The s.b. has the desire to emulate the plumber. Only his e, the conventions and acquired inhibitions stop him. Some of us, now turned ultra-precise, ate with our knives up to the time, we made our confirmation. We ate at home, sometimes in the kitchen. This was be- fore we got the habit of cating at hotels