Judge — November 1, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Ist, 1919 Draven by Pauw Remy Poor Baby! With your f ‘m afraid wll just hate to have an education. And Be Merry By Fatkrax Downey RK. and Mrs. Ded Broke request your presence at their dinner table tonight to discuss the high cost of food ane The pleasure of your company is de- sired at Mrs. H. Living’s ‘efoot 1. Esthetic dancing. No shoes. clothes. Miss Expens se’s School for Girls re- e of your company i y ‘N aster vanes Jones invites his little friends to a children’s party on the first of December. If the little ones will bring their ice cream, cones will be pro- vided as prizes There will be a husking bee at Farmer Scroggin’s barn tonight, but departing guests will be searched for ears. Aunt Dinah’s quilting party was a failure last night. None of the neigh- bors brought any patches to quilt. Nellie y Item—Mrs. O. B. Benevolent ined her many friends at a lawn party yesterday. The grass was en- joyed by all. None But the Best For Her Salesman—This car is fifteen hundred Biflin—Haven't you something better ? Salesman—Certainly ; say about two thousand ? Biflin—Haven't twenty-five hundred? Salesman—Yes. 1 understand. want something pretty fine? Bifflin—Yes, the best is none too good for her. Salesman—For your wife, I suppose ? Riflin—Heavens! No! For our cook! you something for You ~ A Modern King Canute The people who lived in the good days of the wise King Canute | thought he had the power to make the ocean recede at a mere word of command. Today the Bell Tele- phone Company finds itself in a posi- tion not unlike that of the ancient king. Its mere word will not hold back an ocean of expense. Rigid economy and the most mod- | ern methods of operation have made it possible for the Bell Company to keep its rates at a far lower level than that of the commodities which it must use in construction and upkeep. But it has felt the rising tide of costs just every family. The one source of revenue of the) i Bell Company i is the price you pay for| service. If this price fails to cover fair wages and necessary materials, then! | both you and your telephone ome pany must suffer. For one year the Bell Company was under Government control. The| Government analyzed methods and! costs; and established the present rates as just. All the Bell Company asks is a rate sufficient to provide satisfactory service to every subscriber. | i AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY), AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy One System Universal Servi: N ADDRESS: Subscriber's old address as well Hew must be sent in with request for the change Entered at the Matter. | Pub- Secretary. Ach. Rollauer, Tream Panied by the Cuneo-Menneberry Co. 225 Fifth Avenue