Judge — November 1, 1919 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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This department will cegular feature of Juve. One dollar cach wall be paid for acceptable “Bad Breaks” clipped from news- papers, magazines or books, and all readers are invited to contribute from such sources. Jokes printed in newspapers that involve er- rors of speech are not wanted, and Bad Breaks “made up” by readers are Big Berthas—“Visit our enlarged misses’ department.”"—Advt, of a Boston shoe store. Family Bed—For Sal Slightly Vanconver (B. C.) P The Ultimate in Art—Some of the finest paintings were on BLANK can Brixton (Eng.) Herald charming tact is displayed by the Prince of WILEs. ronto (Can.) Times. A Hot Session—The Mexican sen- ate is devoting all its time_to nom. legis- lation—San Francisco (Calif.) Exam- iner, Too Strong—The labor men of Mel- pourne, Australia, have thrown out the proposal for One Big onton.—Montreal (Can,) Star. The Bride Carried On of the groom was not noticed ur ceremony over. — Nottingham (Eng) Post. Rolling Two Into One—Mr. Arthur Rourchier will play the title role, i Mary Queen op Scots.—News of the World, London. A Belated Murder—The evidence plainly showed that the man was DEAD several hours before he was KILLED, London Daily Mail. A Spicy Portfolio—The information can be obtained from the department of the minister of railways and scan- pats—Toronto (Can.) Times. Some Stunt—Mrs. Nancarrow LooKen AT CAMILLA WITH MICHAEL'S EYES AND RROW, BUT SHE SPOKE WITH A DIFFERENT soutH—Cosmopolitan Magazine. In the Drawing Room—‘Shut the door,” she whispered, drawing herself apart in the corner. IW. Mason, in “The Affair at the Semiramis Hotel.” Shocked by Wire—Renfro was lured to the vicinity of the place where he was KILLED by a TELEPHONE MESSAGE Tuesdav afternoon—The Denver (Col.) Post. This Week’s “Bad Break” Contributed by Henry. Fisuex, 220 West 84th St.,N York City. Should He Know How to Milk-Chocolate, Too? — GAR- [ =R elderly; milk chickens drive, furnace; useful; referenc Richard, 178 Worth St.— York Sunday World. Deutschland Uber Alles—These men were left behind, while the other Less UNFORTUNATE ones sang “Homeward Bound” in German as the train pulled out—N, Y. Evening Telegram. Impossible—WANTED—An empty furnished house with piano in neigh- borhood where rough-house parties are not objected to. Apply Box 1740 Sun. —Vancouver (B. C.) Daily Sun. Pity the Poor Husband—Before coming across the Atlantic, English war brides receive careful training so as to render them more INCOMPETENT in their new homes—Montreal (Can.) Star. ol Friends Doing Well—Friends Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Hutchinson stbrook are receiving congratula- tions on the birth of a son, last Thurs- day in Portland—Kennebee (Me.) Journal, Smith College?—Miss Smith is a niece of Hamilton Holt, editor of “The Independent,” and a GRADUATE OF THE LATE F. HOPKINSON SMITH, THE AUTHOR anp artist.—New Rochelle (N. Y.) vening Standard, Complex Arithmetic—Commissioner Whalen said that the city now had eight buses ready for operations over the four lines, and that seventy-seven of these were in operation this morning. . Y. Evening Journal. Which Eye Was Removed? Dr: Samuel F. Nabers EYE Removed to 808-10 Jeff. Co. Bk. Bldg. Birmingham (Ala.) Daily Ledger 2 uot desired. For the most amusing error of the types or twisted expression JUIGE ill pay $5. The original clipping tn each instance must urnished, with the name he newspaper or other medium from which it was taken. No unac- cepted contribution will be returned anless accompan- ied by a stamped, self- addressed envelope Strong Arm Stuff—Mrs. Chas. Gill of Elk Point tried to cross the track as the passenger was coming along, and in her anxiety to make the crossing killed the engine right on the track. —The Hudsonite, Hudson, S. D. A Staggering Statement—Assaulted and nes INTO INSENSIBILITY BY A cus, Fred Schuman, a drop forger of Berlin avenue, STAGGERED INTO HIS WORK a the Blakeslee Drop Forging Com- pany at 6:30 o'clock this morning. Wrastford (Conn.) Daily Courant. How Did He Do It?—The intense interest of David Stringer was ably sec- onded in the “rirst” row, right, where a boy of sixteen, with quick brown eyes and smooth, sensitive face, sat perched on the extreme edge of his seat, prodding with a supremely un- conscious elbow the plump shoulder of a lady IN THE “ROW AHEAD.”—Ameri- can Magazine, How Time Flies!—The White House was built when Washington was carved out of the wilderness and made the capital, instead of Philadelphia. It was burned in 1914 by the British, but the stone remained standing. 1m was REBUILT AND IS NOW MORE THAN A HUNDRED YEARS otD.—Lonisville (K, Herald. Secure Underpinning —“The Big- gest Pants Hold Firm.” The condi- tions that prevailed during the day at our biggest pants in the Monongahela Valley—New York Tribune. Chocolate Drops—Lost—A Pair of Brown Children’s Button joes. Re- ward. 8909 Ferriss St.—Brooklyn Leader-Observer. The Burleson Route—The passen- gers had all been removed, according to Traffic Manager Cosgrove, and taken to a hotel in New Haven preparatory to heing sent to New York by stan— ening Post. Tough on Sousa—Sovse Leads Band. The principal extra eball feature which marked the preliminaries was a little band lead by John Philip Sousa—New York Sun. No Change of Hue—“Ile handled me as I handle a pet dog,” she said AND HER TEETH WERE WHITE U she spoke—“The Argosy eae, ——