Judge — October 18, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Furniture By Cuester W. SHarer F it wasn’t for furniture we'd wear rompers I and spend our time on the floor, or clin ing to the figures on the wallpaper. More than that, we'd probably be equipped with a tail to coil around picture frames and we'd have to buy extra clothing for that. Next to a hot water bottle, furniture is the handiest 7 around the house, and with the possible exce tion of a hard-working wife with plenty of dis! towels, it’s the most important feature. A ma must have a wife to start a home. History pro- vides many proofs of this allegation. But away back in the pre-nuptial davs, before he makes f formal application for her hands, she starts OTHE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE” F . asking for his salary and pocket pieces to up for the furniture. Her first thought is 52 162. $720 $8:0° $900 & 319°? , something to rest on when his lap becomes available. The young women of today don’t E Sokepoes sve we moeey by veers foes fall for the handsome eves. the mustached in the Bahocs: Sold by 106 W. L. fringement or the hair slicked down with v: Douglas own stores and over 9000 e | line as in the days of yore. The main point i lealers. W. L. Douglas name N choosing a husband now is what kind of a din and the retail price stamped on the wT? ¢ te ing room can be afford. Today no wor bottom guarantees the best shoesin 5 = will marry a man to reform him unless he sup- style, comfort and service that can be \ ) y Y | plies plenty of furniture to do it with. Every- produced for the price. f ping in the domestic reaten denen 2 on ‘urniture. A man can eat his oatmeal with his fanaa Parca ten ha in | fingers and kiss his wife while standing, but shoes are always worth the price when he wants to enjoy himself he must have paid for them. The prices are the a chair. After he’s had a good meal he'd feel See eee aS be New we OO ore int Sani Francisco moderately strange hanging by his toes from a | chandelier trying to burn up a mild panatella W. L. Douglas shoes are be sold throng cus own stores And if he didn’t have a davenport to recline direct to the wearer at one profit. | middlemen’s and manufacturing profits are eliminated. By this method | on he'd be forced to curl up in a corner. of mark our shoes, W. L. Douglas gives the wearer which case his wife would get him mixed up shoes at the lowest possible cost. | with the dog more frequently than usual W. L. Douglas $7 and $8 shoes are absolutely the best shoe values for the i rweight | money in this country. They are the leaders everywhere. W. L. Douglas As the sponge is to the heavyweight cham- and $10 shoes are made throughout of the finest leather the market Sitocds, pionship and the opaque door to a ladies’ bath with a style endorsed by the leaders of America’s fashion centers; they com- house, so is furniture to the igloo beautiful. It bine quality, style and comfort equal to other makes selling at higher prices. belongs to the same class of human equipment W.L.Douglas shoes are made by the highest paid, skilled shoemak under as the ears and the nose. Without a nose a the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest . Fe pig eee , ion to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. man might be a fish jumping for flies among CAUTION—Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes the reeds and rushes and without ears he would with his name and price stamped on the bottom. be far more satisfied to be an ornamental kew If W. L. Douglas shoes cannot be obtained in your vicinity. President W. L. Douglas pie. By the same token, without furniture, he rite fori rom tactory Oy mail. Parcel rost charges wou JUL Mhoe Oo, 146 could have considerable more fun living on a rope ladder. In the early years of a man's life he doesn’t require much furniture. Duri the careless hours of innocent childhood abou all he yips for is a bottle. Later on, with a swimming hole in the summer and some glary ice in the winter, he’s Jake. He has no time to Tale Cate si ror ash ment inoran as ° waste sitting down. But just as soon as he thecentury It remake enatce the Hum ay begins to take the girls home from church and Nenmonts canning 5 . plays a few close games of Drop the Handker- chief it isn't long before he’s hunting for the davenport by the grate or the two-ply porch- chair over in the dark corner by the wisteria This Interesting Free Book vine. Every conscientious young man of today spore bow you can becone ritcies is a lounge worker. Most of them, before they oy ine Arms, end No know if the girl is right or left handed, will have the davenport and the light switch located ‘teres And any young couple, with advanced ideas of LYON &HEALY entertainment, can find the davenport in the pai tea tcars Pines er Orean. Quinn Conservatory, Stasi 33, Sacal Union Bid. Boston, Mase ST-87 Jackson Bid, Chicage | dark after a camouflage movie, without wal ing the old folks, unless mother is a light sleep- Sa rir Film Fun M722 thst puts you on speaking terms with your favorite star er. From that time in life furniture is the chief 15cacopy ForSaleat AllNewsstands $1.50 a year | topic of conversation. Before marriage they (Adeertising Rates on Application) Leslie-Judge Co., 225 Fifth Ave., New York City wrangle about what they are going to get and RI In