Judge — October 18, 1919 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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The Pink of Condition Customer—Are you quite sure they're fresh? Billingsgate Alf—Fresh! M'm.—Blighty. Golf Bugs—His father had taken him out to the golf course. That even- ing he seemed to be ill-at-ease. “Willie,” said his mother, “what is the matter with you? I wish you'd stop scratching yourself.” “I don’t know what's the matter, but I guess I must have got some of those golf bugs on me,” was Willie's reply — Detroit Free Press. The Distance—Stranger—Beg don, sir, how far is it to the Station? Golf Bug—I should say about a full ve, three brassies and a putt —Boston ening Transcript. par- North What She Wore—Neli—I heard you were out on the golf links yesterday What did you go round in? Stell—My new Scotch plaid. Really, dear, it fits perfectly.—Manchester Guardian, He.Knew Him—“What do you mean, young man,” asked the merchant of the boy “by counting your change so carefully. Are you afraid that I would cheat you? “I don’t know,” replied the boy. “I'm just. making sure that you won't. | used fo caddie for you at the golf club.” —Detroit Free Press. Why, they re that fresh they'll race you ‘ome, Something to Look Forward to— Dubb Golfer—The day I get round these links in less than a hundred, I'll give you a dollar. Caddie—Thank ye, sir. It'll come in handy in me old age.—Boston Tran- seript. Luck—“Swinson had — wonderful luck at golf yesterday.” “Did some fast playing, eh?” 'o, his playing was rotten, but he found a nest of eighteen peices. good eggs some farmer's hen had hidden in the grass."—IVichita Eagle. TRAVEL Sure!—Flatbush—Don't you think men travel more in the summertime than they do in the winter? Bensonhurst—Why, sure! Just think of the number of miles I have to go with the lawn-mower compared to those I have to travel with the snow-shovel! Yonkers Statesman, Catching the Blimp—“What is your opinion of this wonderful development in air travel?” “Well,” replied Mr. Crosslots, “for one thing it’s going to make commuting mighty interesting for the next genera- tion.”"—Washington Star. Cause for Gratitude—“I got a cin- der in my eye. Should I complain to the railroad administration?” “You reached your destination hout other mishap and in a reason- able length, of time, didn’t you?” “Oh, ye: “In that case, instead of complaining. you ought to wire your thanks to the railroad administration.” — Birming- ham Age-Herald. Those Slow Trains—Bacon—Been away? Egbert—Yes, just made a flying trip South, “Oh, did you go in an aeroplane?" “Certainly not; I went down on the train.” “Well, I can’t understand how any- body can call riding on a Southern train flying.” —Yonkers Statesman. A Family Event Tue Fr Fliegende rst Tootit Blaetter (Munich).