Judge — September 20, 1919 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Drown by Pact Rener Wuat rt Sounpep Like The Doughboy’s Baedeker By Pvt. E. Bricutwett, Trier, Germany IVERPOOL—A chill, smug, the west coast of England. plaintive way. close-set_ town on Inhabitants speak English in a sad, Example: “Hel-lo, Yanks; goodby- Codford—A way-station on the indirect route to the “Big Show,” consisting chiefly of gray mud, gray barracks and stewed tripe—also gray. Southampton—The original clearance port of Ships that Pass in the Night; nine hours from Cherbourg, France. Cherbourg—The Port of Dreams, where you pass in a single step from the day after to-morrow to the afternoon preceding the Burning of Rome. Bold ram- parts and tawny turrets designed to defend a teeming city from the ravish- ment of the blood- thirsty Vikin, ern on the fi Has a rest camp but no rest. Bordeaux — The largest. American manufacturing city in Europe, with an an- nual production of thousands of loco- motives, boxcars, coaches, steel rails, automobiles, trucks, clothing ete. Noted for its mild winters, mild wine and ami- able Military Police. A delightful place to go A. W. O. L. to. Le Mans—The place where, in the long ago, you were tabulated and class- ified according to rank, station, and Drawn by Bs Mrs. Golightly ste Rocems Why did you refuse him if you loved him? Ethel—Well, he said he couldn't live without me, and it aroused my curi “ AND Wuat rr Was previous condition of servitude; boasting the most efficient cafeteria service on earth, with a record of having fed nineteen thousand men in one hour and forty minutes; piece de resistance, slum. High spot in the S. ¢ Paris—The inner shrine of the elect. Password: “Avez-vous une cigarette?” Coat-of-arms: Wine, Woman and Song; woman languidly couchant on a pink field, holding in one hand a thin-stemmed glass of champagne, in the other a freshly lighted cigarette. Chief points of interest: The Latin Quartier, the Bureaux des A. P. M., The Place de la Brig. Treves—Gem city of American occupied Germany. Noted for its Roman ruins and religious processions. Favorite flower, Blumenkohl; favorite beverage, pale beer; favorite pastime, Kussing the Kaiser. Grand Hailing sign: “Nicht Schocolade—nicht Gummi?” ‘Town laid off ac- cording to blue-print supplied by the fa- mous royal engineer, Minos of — Crete. Founded by grand- son of Nebuchadnez- zar. Leading indus- tries are making of beer, selling of beer, and drinking beer. Surrounded by ex- imperial forests and game preserves,teem- ing with deer, hare, wild boar, and road- houses. Opportuni- ties excellent. M. P.’s_kind, but not brotherly. Coblenz—A noted buffer city between Culture and Kultur. Inhabited wholly by dreamy-eyed — frau- leins, Military Police and fag smugglers.