Judge — September 13, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Peacetime Utilization of War Paraphernalia wANist Comment le célébre impresa struments dela guerre d une eur How “Foolem,” | - l « | FOOD ie Had ‘Em All—* What kind of break fast food have you?” the dyspeptic traveling salesman asked. the rural New England waitress. "We've got all the reg'lar kind she," ham and eggs, fried steak fri griddle cakes, doughnuts an’ apple pie What'll it be?"”"—Hardware World. de paix. Why They Scrambled—A traveler in the dining-car of a Georgia railroad had ordered fried eggs for breakfast. Can't give you fried eggs, boss,” the negro waiter informed him, “lesson you wait till we stop.” “Why, how is that?” “Well, de cook he says de road's so rough dat every time he tries to fry eggs dey scrambles.” —Housekeeper. As It Was in the Beginning—Mar- ket report for June 17, 1804: “Elgin but- ter, 19 cents; eggs. 7!2 cents; veal chops, 8 cents a pound; chickens, 25 to 30 cents each.”"—Chicago Daily News. ALE CAMB i vr Sits isis ae oS sal po3ie) the well-known showman, is planning to entertain the swarms of tou The Short-Age of Integrity -A cotre avis, cette hausse provient d'une crise de transports? Je crois plutit Pune crise Pho “Do you think this new price increase is due to a shortage in transportation?” “More likely the shortage of honesty.” — Le Rire ( ay got | =: f RON Se She. = 0, Machinchouette, en owe de Carrivée en France d’innombrables touristes, a eu Tin Weather Permitting—* Your gregation was rather small this moming.” y only promise to come weather permitting,” replied the clergyman. “But it fine and clear.”” “Yes, that’s the kind of weather that doesn't permit—it’s too good for golfing.” —Boston Transcript con- Plausible Reasons—The Bishop of Birmingham said at a Los Angeles luncheon: “Churchgoing becomes rarer and rarer among the peoples as the years pass. “In Birmingham one Sunday moming a clubman, seatec club window, looked up from his Sunday paper and said: “*By George, there’s Thompson and his wife on their way to church! I won- der what’s up?’ “‘It’s either,’ said a second clubman. ‘that Thompson has had another attack of heart trouble, or else Mrs. Thompson has got a new dress.’"”"—St. Louis Globe- Democrat.