Judge — September 13, 1919 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Tuneful Tinkering—Wanted, plumb er, to set bathroom fixtures and sinc; we furnish everything. Paper-hangers to paper t7-room house; paper furnished Must be done at once. 310 Denniston Ave., City—Pittsburgh Press. Fair Exchange—Wanted, girl or middle aged woman for dressing table; 1 mahogany tea wagon, Toledo Beach and in city home after summer. Inq William B. Duke, 224 Superior St Toledo Blade. Something Good—The engagement was opened Satur afternoon by a Lecturr given by Dr. Herbert Yeuell and a quartette of four young men. Polk County (Tex.) Enterprise. Loosely Expressed—“English Lady, well educated would give serv to invalid ty LIEU OF passage to England.” —Rhodesia Herald Ado. Crowding the Clock—“If you. . . calculate the NUMBER OF DAYS IN EACH MONTH you will find there are 365. Birmingham Despatch. “The Tragic Muse’’ Transformed Reynolds’ famous picture of Mrs. Siddons, as the tragic NURSE, was sold at Christie's yesterday for £54,600.” Dublin Express. Exciting but Tedious—* A fine race resulted. Blewitt won by Five YEARS.” Birmingham Mail. A Bolshevik Paradise—‘ Work is to begin at half-past six, with a stop from 8.30 A.M. too P.M. for break: Peak Reporter, the World Out of the Book of Exodus “So you attend Sunday school regularly? Well, now, can you tell me what was the first ‘thing’ the Israelites did after crossing the Red § “Yes, sir. They Sydney Bulletin dried themselves.” The Superlative Headliner Strike of Actors shuts 12 LARGEST theaters in city.”"—New York World. Miss Dressler as Ev “Marie Dresstess said she was once a chorus girl carning cight dollars a week.” —New York Globe. No One to Enjoy the Fireworks— “In addition to the Cathedral-road residence struck by lightning, a ‘thunder- bolt’ fell on Marley’s allotments. . . . It was UNFORTUNATE that there was no one in the vicinity at the time, for the force of the explosion was so great that two houses suffered damage.”—Western Mail. 7 | EDUCATION | All Righted—The Professor—A man should have a solid foundation for his career and that means he should have a good head on his shoulders. The Freshman—V'm all right there. The track coach says I've got the solidest dome on the team.— Boston Globe As a Starter—“ Well, what's the first thing your son did after graduating from that expensive college?” “Touched me for $300 to buy some girl an engagement ring.”—Kansas City Journal Aplomb—“I understand Mr. Grab- coin spent $50,000 educating Miss Maye Grabcoin.”” Was the money wasted?” “Not entirely. Since Miss Grabcoin returned from an expensive finishing school she has been able to hold her own quite handily with a traffic police- man.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. Admiration—"“Did you grasp the significance of that lecturer’s remarks?” “Not altogether.” “Then why did much?” “Well, I admire brains and I thought that man must be awful smart to un- derstand what he was talking about.’ Washington Star. you applaud so They Want to Forget It—‘He's a If-made man.”” “But I never hear him bragging about “He has two highly educated daugh- ters. They rather discourage reference: to the time when he ate in his under- shirt and smoked a clay pipe.” —Birming- ham Age-Herald.