Judge — September 6, 1919 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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September 6, 1919 Cuartes—I should love to. Here it is. You take two bushels of dandelion buds, steep them overnight in ten gallons of water, add four cakes of yeast and ten pounds of sugar, boil for e ‘ht hours over a slow fire, add five pounds of raisins, a gallon of tea, a quart of violet toilet water nd let it stand for three weeks. Herpert—My dear! How ton-derful! | must write it down at once. (He scrambles through his desk for writing materials.) Epwix—I’m sure you'd be interested in a recipe that Fred made up in his chemical laboratory. And so simple! My dear, it’s the simplest thing! Just two parts grain alcohol, one part orange juice and one quart water. Letit stand a week, and you havea perfect Bronx. Butit must stand a week, or it has a raw taste. Hersert—Oh, dear, I'm losing all this. Charles, do you mind starting over again? Cuartes—Not at all recipe for dandelion wine.) Hexsert—Oh, dear, I know it won't come out for me! I have such wretched luck with my cooking! I tried to make five gallon of elderberry wine last fall, and all I got was jelly. Cuartes—How frightfully annoying! Maybe you didn’t stir it constantly. Herpert—Good Heavens, Charles, how could I? It had to cock for thirty two hours! You know since I wrenched my arm trying to carry a keg of beer upstairs, I have to be dreadfully careful not to overdo. Just let me look up that recipe. I know you'd be interested in it. (Exit Herbert) Cuartes—Overdo! The on'y time he ever overdid was when he tried to ra se $3000 on the old family mansion that wasn’t worth thirty cents. And where does he get those vile cigars with those horrible cerise bands? ‘They're impossible! Epwix—Did you ever! When I saw them, I thought of your lovely ones with the ravishing green bands. You mu tell me where you get them, dear Cuarres (complacently) like them? (Enter Herbert) Herpert (despairingly)—I don’t know where I put that recipe. But I know it was made out of elderberries and sourmilk. Epwix—It sounds wonderfully at- tractive, dear. We'll run in within a few days; so do try to find it. Charles, we really must go or all the golf stores will be closed. Herpert—Well, good-bye, was lovely to see you again. oon, won't yo Cuarces and Epwix—So sweet of you. We wil!. Good-bye (Exit Charles and vin) Hersert—Heavens, what bores If they come in here again with their moth- eaten recipes when I’m trying to work, Ill be tempted to call the police! DRAWN-WORK CURTAIN (Ie repeats his Oh, do you dears! It Do run in Every Dollar Goes for Service The people of this country demand of the Bell System the best possible telephone service. The one endeavor of the com- pany, its only reason for existence, is to give the best possible service. Every dollar the Bell System receives goes to provide telephone service. Its entire receipts are expended on operation, upkeep and development. More than half goes directly to labor. The re- mainder is expended for materials, for the maintenance of plant and equipment, for the interest on money borrowed, for divi- dends on the investments of tens of thou- sands of shareholders, and for the pay- ment of taxes assessed by public authorities. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY In its last analysis all telephone money | goes for wages; wages for labor and wages for the necessary capital which investors have put to work in the Bell System. The telephone management is the agent | of the public. It is entrusted with the task | of providing the quality of service the in- | telligent public demands. The wages of loyal, well-trained employees and the wages of the capital that provide the finest of mechanical equipment and most, | efficient operation, must be paid. As a | public servant, one duty of the telephone management is to obtain rates sufficient to pay for these necessities of service. AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy One System Universal Service SUBSCRIPTION OFFICES: Main NEW YORK ft for to single copies © 20 cents each mmected ‘to produce credentials SORKICES: Branmwick Bldg, New York: Boston; Marquette Bldg, Chicago; Henry Bldg. Seattle. CHANGE IN ADDRESS: Subscriber's old address as well as the new must be seat in with request for the change. Also Secretary. A. K. Roll 225 Fifth Avenue pany.:“Entered at the ‘Mail Matter, “Pub- by L ge y. 228 Filth Avenue, John A Sieicher President Reuben P. Sicicher, Trinted by the Schweialer Press Address all correspondence to JUDGE New York City