Judge — August 23, 1919 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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And frequently up in the air. You might infer the Atlas game. You Know the Kind L know a gent who's on the go From early dawn till sunset glow. The livelong day he’s buzzing rund His desk with earnestness profound He hardly has the time to munch A nickel’s worth — of lunch He's in and out and here and there. home-grown hed very much— Slipping of the Clutch 1kron Times. Has not accomp He's cursed wi' Safety First Just keep in mind Whene’et you ride, That trolley cars Can't turn aside. — Detroit Free Press. Inexorable Terms que la pré: us, mes chére de votre bonne amies ... mest une gene pour les con- pour mon jour de réception, Justine @ exigé unc presence of your maid in the drawing-room is somewhat of tat can I do? '—Le Péle-Méle (Paris) Justine has stipulated the right of a *bridve-head’ at my afternoons The Universal Tyrant Le Cordon Bleu—Cent cinquante francs par mois, vin d diserétion, personne dans ma cuisine, et il est bien entenzu que Monsieur et Madame prennent leurs repas en ville!” Union Cook—One hundred and fifty francs a month, access to the wine cellar, no one allowed in my kitenen, and the family to take their meals in town.—Le Rire (Parts). Hopeless Prospect — Marcella—No Man’s Land must have been terrible. Warerlv—Yes, and it affected me more than most people, you know. “Why?” “Because I am in the real estate busi- Youngstown Telegram. ness Why He Sailed For Home—First Frdulein—He told me that I was the first girl he ever loved. Second Fraulein—When was it? First Fréulein—Monday night. Second Fréulein—Then he lied to me on Tuesday.—Bridgehead Sentinel Popular—“That Philanthropist was immensely popular among our forces in France.” “Sent over lots of socks and sweaters, eh?” “Naw. He cabled over all baseball scores every day.”—Kansas City Journal. A New Condition—* Well, the soldiers learned to sweep, wash and cook.” “Yep, the present crop of brides is going to have a perpetual cinch.”— Louisville Courier-Journal. Still, Kicking—Bacon—What’s the matter with your neighbor? Egebert—Why? “He looks de, from the war. back?” “Oh, yes, he’s got it back.” “What’s he doing?” “Kicking about the hours and the pay.”—Yonkers Statesman, cted since he got back Can't he get his old job comicbooks.com