Judge — August 16, 1919 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Pugust 16, 1919 GOLF CLUB RULES. ONLY “DUFTER” HUSBANDS ALLOWED AS GUESTS TAR AS CG MERBERS MAY PKR UP AMY BALL Om THe Come Drown by Saxvoun Tovser Wuy Don’t tHe Lapies Have (Continued from page 31) night with you instead of putting up at the hotel. I always enjoy being with them of my own faith. Just stow mea nywhere and lay down another plate. You have some com’ny now? Well, the more the merrier, as the old saying is. I ain’t one of the fussy kind. Just 1s soon as not Sleep on the couch I see there in the parlor. Prob'ly it makes up into a bed. Tuurspay: Oh, brother Meek! It’s recly you! I wondered all the way here if I would reco’nize you. You don’t reco’nize me? You don't? Can’t you guess? Folks say they would know my voice any place. You don’t remember Almiry Spots back in Greenville where you supplied for three months just after you was first ordained? Well, I’m her! I didn’t think you'd reco’nize me after all these years, and I wouldn’t of knowed you! I didn’t know until ie day before I left home that I would pass vrough here and when I did know it I said to my folks, says I: “ Blamed if I don’t stop over for a day or two with Brother Meek and his fam'ly,” but L can’t stay more’n a couple o” days so you mustn’t coak me to stay no longer. Fripay: You are the parson? I thought you looked like one. Well, I’m in trouble. I got on the wrong train and got carried here and there; uin’t no train back to where I want to go until tomorrow morning, so I just asked if there was 1 ininister of the Baptist church here, and when \ Gotr Crus or THer Own? I heard there was I said to myself that that was the place for me to s My father was a Baptist minister but I never joined no church, Not that I had anything against churches or ministers, but I just didn’t care to. Still I ruther enjoy stopping at minister’s homes and sha’n’t mind staying here until I can go on to- morrow. I wouldn’t mind if I could have a cup o’ tea right away to ward off a headache I feel coming on. Sarurpay: Hello there, that you, pastor? This is Deacon Flint. I’ve just had a telegram from a second cousin of my wife’s, a returned missionary. He is going to arrive in town this evening to stay over Sunday and aswe are pretty full here with other company I thought I would bring him around to you to entertain. Being a returned missionary I thought you'd rather enjoy having him. He'll be in on the six o'clock train and if you'll hold your supper back half an hour or so I'll bring him around, although that train is apt to be ruther late Saturday night. I'll get him there soon as I can, Good-by: The Saddest Words Of all sad words of tongue, of pen, Typewriter or victrola, The saddest are these Er swig of cocanola Let's have anoth- 3 | “A Hearty Meal” ema Ever eat such a meal? Ever have the experience so strikingly and feelingly represented on a recent Jvock cover by James td ntgomery Flagg? te Most. pe ple have sipped at romance at one time or another and will appre ciate the humor and senti. ment of this picture, as well as its artistic excellence A glance at the 's version of the wistful silence of the girl and the adoring stare of the young man will wake memories in many Exact reproductions of this splendid Flagg cover from Jenct have been made in full colors, mounted oa a heavy mat, 11x 14, all ready for framing. We will send one of these prints, postage free, for twenty five cents in cash or stamps. Judge Art Print Department 225 Fifth Avenue New York City What’s Wrong With You? PEPI NERVE! VIGOR De you dare to as and Strength are Fi ‘what LIONEL STRONGFORT Peericel gaa Meat Spertatiy your copies of JUDGE in this serviceable binder, made of silk-finished cloth, with JUDGE stamped in gold on the cover. $1.50 Brings The Binder to You LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK, N. Y. Cuticura Soap Best for Baby) Soap Se, Ointment 2 & {Oe.,Talcum So, Sample Jeach mailed free by }, Bostoa. Burlington Hotel Wy.ivcrcn, pc. EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN PLANS $2.00 and Up Per Day, With Private Bath Burlington Garage Connecting TTA Smart Hear! for Smart People Metropolitan in every respect, yet homey tn ite atmosphere HOTEL WOLCOTT Very desirable for women traveling alone Tairty- Borat St. by FAfth Ave ‘ew Vor’ comicbooks.com