Judge — August 16, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Protected by U.S. patents. Catalog and measure jblanks mailed free. Send name and address today. | Brooks Appliance Co.,409A State St.,Marshall,Mich. after exercise Sloan's Liniment keep if handy Let a wounded soldier read this copy of JUDGE when you've finished reading it | he Army authorities tell us they can't begin to supply the soldier-de- mand, especially in the hospitals, for good periodicals. There never’ arc enough Judges to go round. Simply place a tc. stamp on the cover and drop in the nearest mail box. Uncle Sam will do the rest. | 7 LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book hows how you can be skilled pla gan in your own ‘eon Dr Methed is end pading musicians and hrads of State Conservatories om plete parce | ‘Learn Piano ean" Secial Union Bldg, Boston, Mass. JUDCE using the regulation military route step enroute. A physician officer in charge looked him over. Grevas were’ still required here, together with drawn ex pressions and enfeebled movements although the demand was not so pressing as at the first’ stop. The officer diagnosed and prescribed. He probably already had handled enly 0 or 60 cases that day and was expecting but from 108 to 316 more, so the soldier drew a great deal of individual atten tion. The infirmary equipment con sisted of a bottle of pills and a bottle of iodine. The oldier was either painted with the iodine or subjected to an installation of the pills. It all depended upon which bottle was handiest. At one infirmary the pill bottle was acci dentally pushed back a few feet from its accustomed place and half the men in camp were painted with iodine before it was accidentally restored when Drawe by Auxes L the office orderly was unintentionally Oh! Mr. Giraffe, were y snail and grew too awakened from his comatose state and ig for your shell?” reminded of his enlistment obligatic There is a pretty army fable which A Doughboy’s Memories sends two men to an infirmary—one suffering : from sore throat and the other afflicted with By Ex-Prv. C.W. Snaven, USA fallen arches. Both were given pills from the same SICK Galt bottle and both threw the pills away. Both ICK call was a life-saving apparatus that recovered and the pill bottle was given a service S was available to all. The primary decoration when the infirmary received a credit function of the call was to ascertain the of 1,000 per cent. on the work number of sick in barracks and to proffer treatment of some sort at an infirmary. For an Taking it Out in Trade enlisted man it was more or less of a gauntlet A somewhat frisky gentleman was in the in the preliminary settings, but a good heady dancing pavilion at Spanish Fort, New Or- malingerer could make it often enough to win leans, and got into his head that the Shimmy it a leading place on the list of best bets. When wasthe only dance that was popular. So heseizec it washandledefficiently there was the reward of a young woman and started in on it, A “cc a full day on the bunk, on the complete repose per” came up, patted him on the shoulder and schedule, with all orders for duty annulled. sid, “Twenty-five bucks, please.” The man The call was arranged by the bugler, his only handed him a $100 bill, saying at the same act during the day that was ethical and exempt time, “Sorry, Mister, but that is the smallest from criminal procedure. The sick birds change I have, so I will Shimmy it out.” h were assembled by a sergeant and lined . up for an inspection by a company % ae : ‘hk officer. This officer, before entering the ™ service, may never have diagnosed any . sa thing more serious than an unusual : feeling of fullness the morning after, but th at this particular time he was as familiar with medicology and surgery as_ the yo Mayos and will do the world an endur d S ing and monumental service if he puts | 4 kn his theories into free verse some time A It was his duty to pick the shysters in it y su the line and, generally speaking, it was fir some chore. It was a genuine battle of : yo wits, wily repartee, short jabs to the wo jaw, sang froid and coup-de-etats. If the the soldier outpointed the officer he un trudged, in his great agony, on to the . : he infirmary. But if the officer, by some ’ 2 fn dexterous move, got the big bulge, the soldier changed his howl from one of i pain to acrid dissatisfaction with the 4 a : loo army and went back to his place in line the of duty, convincing himself at every Drews by Pact Remy ain on step that it was all erroncous. Getrinc Tue Ix Once past the first line the enliste “When you come to think of it, Noah must have had a man was convoyed to the infirmary, dickens of a time!” 32 comicbooks.com