Judge — August 16, 1919 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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| BAD BREAKS $e Close Together—He held a soldier's job. He didn’t want to hold it after the soldier got back from the war, but he did not only want but needed to find another There was a wife and there were four AGE FROM FOUR TO babies, RANGING IN NINE WEEKS, that he must provide for He was a chauffeur by trade, —Vew York Mail. Movie theatre House, $4,000 (42d). —New In Seats Brooklyn. 600 SEATS, 17¢ Leon's, 1482 Broadway York World. Bargain Otherwise Not—John M’Cue. return home if ative, Your Wife.—* Personal Column” New York American Thoughtless Lui—Ce chateau a été biti par Charlemagne. Elle—Pas mal... He—This chateau was built by Charlemagne. She—Not bad. But why the ‘devil did he b (Paris). Amazing!—Mrs. Kiser was the young- est son of Hal. E. Kiser, a pioneer mer- chant of Leavenworth, and was born and reared there.—Kansas City Post colored girl risk. Housework— Green wishes position general housework tooth, apt. 1.—Vew York World “Use G.S. Dickie’s TROUBLE Morristown Type Irritation Carbolene and you will have Sold in all quantities.” (N. J.) Daily Record. Another High Rental — Broadway 1084, Brooklyn—Cosy’ 4-room, for sum- mer, with front parlor on roof; * New York World Coleman Was an Old Man—J. D Coleman, father of the western vice president of the C. P. R., died in Winni peg yesterday, Acep Vancouver (B.C) World Charley! mais pourquoi diable Pa-t-il construit si loin de la gare! Id it so far from the station!—Le Péle-Méle A Dead Cert Dolly! ‘That horse yo fancied so much on account of its name has bolted—and in the wro! Dolly—Oh, that’s all right Bertie—1 irection T backed it The Oversight There are many scores of schemers, Poets, orators and dreamers, Who are working for the bright millen- nium; But in spite of all their hoping, Mankind still is blindly groping And the Golden Era somehow fails to come, If some special dispensation Could bring wholesale reformation, Revolutionize us mortals over night, Why, the well-known species human— Maie and female, man and woman, Soon would make this earth a planet of delight, But, altho we are improving We are sadly slow in moving Toward the period of sinlessness and bliss And instead of lightly tripping To the goal, our feet are slipping, And our program of redemption goes amiss. So, I judge it is not treason To advance a simple reason For the sorry lack of progress we decry; It is thi stead of working On himself, each one is shirking And attempting to reform some other guy. —Akron Times. comicbooks.com