Judge — August 16, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Papa's Pastime "t you know what to evening: After w | WET AND 3 DRY _ Ancient Folklore—The end of the No Treating Order reminds me of a good story which, just before the war-time restrictions on drink, had its origin in Manchester i memories of a dead pal. Said one, he was the kind of chap I like; he was a Wattler, not a Mineser.” Asked to ex- plain these unfamiliar terms, he replied, “Why, he always said, ‘What’ll you have?’ not like some chaps, ‘Mine's Beer’!""—London Daily News. Two men were excha Embittered—* A naturalist publishes some interesting particulars about the double stomach of a camel.” I'm not interested in the camel's double stomach,” answered Mr. Jagsby. “The general contour of the beast is offensive to me and what he stands for is even more so.”—Birmingham Age- Herald. Interesting Announcement—‘Come over to Gadspur’s house right away.” “What's the occasion?” “We are going to ot of John Barleycorn by screw.” “I might be able to attend the exer cises. Is—er—the corkscrew going to be buried in a cork?"—Birmingham A Herald. rye the passing burying a cork- Just look at your father! He Thrown Away—“.\ camel can store up a liquid supply in his stomach to last for whole journeys.” “How nature docs throw away ad- vantages. A camel water wagon.”—Baltimore American. is always on the Unmistakable Evidence—“ What, in your opinion,” asked the persistent snooper after stray facts, “is the clearest indication of the patience of the American people?” “Well,” answered the thoughtful man, who dealt in embalming fluid, “I regard the greatest exhibition of supreme pa- tience to be found in the way automobile drivers keep right on undismayed at the job of trying to beat railroad trains to crossings.” —Philadelphia Ledger His Scheme—“How can you afford so large an automobile?” “I’ve g scheme for cutting down expense: plicd Mr. Chuggins. “I’m going to put a kitchenette and a folding bed into the mechine and rent.”—Boston Globe save No Wondei—-Mr. Redd—Do you know I dreamed 1 was cranking that flivver of mine? Mrs. Redd—No wonder you are late for breakfast. I thought you never would wake up!—¥ onkers Statesman, Our New Aristocracy guld, 18 karat, besats acigarrer av drybar ligger ett etui Vaiter, go to my fur coat. will find a gold case, 18 carat, will find six Havana cigars (Stockholm) with sapph Den ar mycket ed afirer | platin te market. Te It is a very fine and expensive one. ¢ most expensive kind, noch mycket drybar. 1 canstra fckan ning, detar mycket drybart. Det In the left pocket you costly. In it you in platinum. It is ve "—Sondaga Nise Bring me the comicbooks.com