Judge — August 2, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Fifty-fifty [ee al Risers Terror Firma —Litlle Willie—What are debts, pa? Pa—De partners of experience. my son, are the silent Chicago N nt— Look No Kick Coming— Merch here. that safe you sold me last month you said was a burglar-proof safe, and 1 found it cracked this morning and rifled of its contents. Igent—Well, isn’t that proof that the burglar had been at it?—Boston Tran script. Handed Down—* This furniture an- tique eae “Did you inherit 1?” “In a way. My grandfather bought it from a man on the instalment plan and I took over the payments.” Kansas City Journal ted Another Twist—" That man st in lite on fifty dollars he borrowed. “And made a fortune, ch?" “No, it ruined him, He found that money so easy that he’s been | ing ving on borrowed money ever since." —Kansas City Journal. No Facilities—"I must have 1,co9.- 000 rubles right away,” said the Bolshe- vik Minister ot War “You'll have to wait a while Bolshevik Minister of Finance. “What's the trouble?” “Our press has broken down.’— Bir- mingham Age-Herald. said the | MATRI- , | _MoNyY |g cus Home Division — Mrs. Qu Have you no brother or sister? Flossie—I had a brother, but we're divorced. Mrs. Quizsicus—Divorced! Flossie—Ves, pa’s got Jack and ma's got me.—Club Fellow Detestable—Bucon—Ever have the icoustic properties of your tested? Eghert—Oh, yes. My wife is testing them all the tin ¢.— Yonkers Statesman Deceit Revealed — “Judson played ne +a mean trick the other day.” The Airplane Passes “What did he do?” { “He was visiting at our house and } boasted before the whole family that he ] had never been sick in his whole life don't see anything mean about that.” “Well, one night, not more than a month ago I told my wife | had to go and sit up with him.” “Oh! !"—Wick Atmosphere — “ Does » you running around Freedom's your wife object With your men friends?” “Not my married men fri plied Mr. Dubwaite. “But shé draws the line at bachelors.” “Why so?” “She says whenever I go out with a party of bachelors, I always return home greatly depressed." —Birmingham Age } Herald. 19 and the pickpocket embraces the opportunity. Blanco y Negr comicbooks.com