Judge — July 19, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Let me tell you just Bread Pudding in the Army x-Pyvr. Curster W. Snares Formerly Ambulance C Train VIDENCE of affection in the army is E mited. By and large the army is a cold proposition. But when a display is made it is nothing if not carnest. One of the few strong and lasting attachments that are ap- parent exists in the soldier for his regulation, issue, fleece-lincd underwear, And this might t for the fond strates for the carry off the brassards were it 1 ness that bread pudding der This is really more than a mere attach ment. It’s an amalgamation. A soldier may scorn the advances of the wooing, deride the efforts to be congenial, damn it with fervor and soldier. ! JUDGE clean uniform, holds the raisin with both hands. Around him is a guard of kitchen police and mess room orderlies armed with gafis, landing nets and other impedimenta. At a signal the raisin is precipitated. As it gradually sinks from sight a requiem is chanted, the men file out and the oven is opened for the consignment. The affection of bread pudding for the sol- dier will have a lasting influence on his future life. It shows the value of persistence and demonstrates that a fondness can grow around the most barren wastes. Before the war men who couldn't figure out where the Jugo-Slavs began and the Czechs left off, now enjoy bread pudding immensely, Besides, they know what economy: is will continue to. do They'll never find fault now that they are back does and ful as one housewife reject it with spirit, but ultimately he becomes | in the old arbor. ‘They understand ai a believer through the sheer insistence; and y to another antipathy gives way to toleration, cordiality The Noiseless Band : —that the spot or streak of soil on your silk cur- tain or the chair which is upholstered in light- colored silk, satin or other fabric, will come off in a moment with a little — CARPONA Cleaning Fluid anda white cloth. And Carbona will not injure the most delicate fabric or color. Never use dangerous ben- zine, naphtha or gasoline. You can hold a match over your bottle of Carbona and it Cannot Burn or Explode 15¢ —25¢e — 50 bottles replaces toleration and the affection follows Bread pudding is repeated almost as often as an enthusiastic husband's story of his honey- moon. And, at first, it's equally as uninterest- ing. Early in the game one pan will travel up and down the entire length of the mess table without finding a customer. The next day it is right back. The same frigid reception may be noticed. But when it repeats on the repe tition, and nothing in the nature of a change intervenes, the inevitable is accepted Bread pudding is the cook’s idea of paying deference to the general orders on economy It is made from the heels and the left-over scraps from the tables. This is collected and placed in atin washboilerin thestoreroom. After the organization of a company it takes about three days to accu te enough for the first batch. Then the boiler is dragged out and the contents dumped into a huge Water from the cold faucet is turned in until a nice, weavy m. Like the quality of mercy, it isnot strained It wells and oozes around, obeying an indefinite impulse, and settles. At this point a raisin is hurled in. A half hour reclining in the oven and dessert for the day has been prepared. After the mess. all pudding that is not con sumed is saved. This is then inducted into the next batch along with the piled-up scraps. And thus, as the playfu ins were wont to say, it goes d The rai he passed can. ass results finitum nin the bread g cannot without remark yrellas for the soldiers are far ¢ plentiful. It is so far removed from the average range of vision that in most companies a flat prize of $10 is given to the recruit who discovers it. Companies thai do not offer the prize use the prize money for defray ing the expenses of ceremonies staged pudding By Howagn Marae Hoge N concerts, picnics and parades The bands are always going ‘round, A-squirting out unceasing streams Of classical and ragtime sound They are of From Squashbille up to Creator: And, though their tooting may be great, Too much becomes a fearful bore. So to one band I voice my praise— The band that's welcomed everywhere; The band that never heaves a blast To split the unofiending air. We want this band to go around, In fact, to stay around it’s planned; For silently it plays its part The clinging, clasping rubber band. Carbona Products Co, M2 W. 26th St, N.Y trading re beginn Write: MLC at the time the raisin is introduced into the pudding. At this time all regular duty is called off and the men are assembled in the mess room, with- Staff officers make short 2 | out hats. speeches and the mess sergeant or some other notorious character reads appropriate lines from the back of the cook book. The cook, attired in a will send you all newspaper or any sub: Every new rtance in the United States ar ROMEIKE’S PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU | Drown by Jows Hero, Ja, The Flapper—What did you think when you first went over the top? : Overseas—I wished I had my old tai so I could run ‘em down. Btippicgs which ma; comicbooks.com