Judge — July 19, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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An Ode to Sardines Ry ako Diniz 'M crazy for foods that are Havory. And partial to any old sweet While victuals referred to as savory Like chowder or cabbage or meat, with me fine . . .; this chop suey stuf ro Mee. ghetti, or even a dish cream, molasses, or goocy stuff Is splendid—-but nix on the fish! here's only one fish That's a regular dish The equal of peppers ani And that is a plate Of little (but great!) Delicious, nutritious sardines. beans I hate mo: Oyster or Hounder or tro -than Laura Jean Libby an Go, keep your confounded amphibian Tl hurdle the cosmos without Your er: eat or lob: or tunny fish And other things yanked from the sea The sealey g boney and funny fish For none jot is for me. There's only one fish That's a regular dish The equal of peppers and beans And that is a plate Of little Cy Delicious, nutritious sardines The Wrong Color HERE is a lawyer in ‘Toledo, Ohio, I who finds zest in browbeating wit- nesses for the opposition. He rains insinuations against the integrity of the persons he cross-examines, and unnerves them. And in at least one court (where the judge is an old colleague of his), Mr. Brow beater gets away with his deadly work. But sometimes he slips, even in that favorable court. For instance } great!) Drown by Carcene Seren An old negro whitewasher sat trembling r ANOTHER SteLL Suock lam—Say, Miss, he said the same thing to a virl th before him in the witness ch “You are Sam Harrison?” the attorney demanded “And you are the Sam Harrison who was Sentenced f robbery?” “No, sah, Ah’m not that Harrison.” “You are perhaps the Harrison who was sentenced to two rash) years’ impriscnment for grand larceny?” ‘ “No, sah, Ah’m not that Harrison either.” - a) “Were you ever in prison?” “Yes, sah y “How long were you in there . . “A whole afternoon.” LLL “And for what?” Proven by Vow Henan * Ah was whitewashin’ a cell for a lawyer who had been Her First Joy Rive locked up for beatin’ his clients 1s, comicbooks.com