Judge — July 12, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Applied Art POLITICS aA What's your idea An Impression of a socialist?” Well out my way replied Sorghum 1 soci list is usually a man who hal a chance of getting office litical parties and is nything.”"—ll Senator under the old willing to. try shing Star Sledge-hammer Logic Wasn't that Senator Flubdub I saw just now holding forth to the grocery Iyeeum?” None other.” what was he discoursing so ly about?” The gist of his argument seemed to be that two and two make four. I think he proved his case, too."—Kunsus City Journal. Similarity Do you tind — public office an easy berth? “LT shouldn't exactly call it a berth,” Sorghum, thoughtfully ¢ a hammock; hard to get ortably, and still harder to get gracefully.""—IWashington Star Aversion to Change—“ Why do you object to the League of Nations On musical grounds. After singing My Country, ‘Tis of Thee,’ all these years I don’t want the mental effort of changing to ‘Our Countries, 'Tis of Those.’ "Argonaut. Never Forgotten live down the ter sometimes for a man t mistakes of his early life.” ren irked the philosophic pers That's true,” worthy, the said Senator Sn« eminent prohibition leader testimonial 1 spring ilcohol 1 once wrote that per cent d to this day my’ political tortic was forty against. me as Birmingham campaig nd—Well, wha will paint flying mac Safe The ps stock exchange ho ner conference at an uptown | of them appeared worried progress of the meal, and tinally queried as to the cause of his straction “TL just happened to remem T neglected to lock the safe befor the office.” he replied Why worry?” said 4 member of the firm We are a aie Street Journal A Tip—There are two grea vuman race and lay your wager Jacks vou must bet The Needful “Money. is: thing.” ‘Maybe not. but right now thing 1 think of that 1 Detroit Free Press "s the only really want The Burden of Riches—" Did | derstand you to say Mr 1 large income?” He used to.” But isn’t he still rich?” Ves. tbout the time he receiver! his first Birming He quit enjoying his large in come yme tax bi Nerald Saving Grace-—"We must be economical my dear, under the very new ly ury tax “Yes, my about that dear. V've been thinking Already I have found a shop where I can get_a lovely new shade for the living-room lamp for and that’s just inside the exemption figure.” Wichita Ea: Reverse English—General Pershing was astonished to receive last month from a New Vork vaudeville manager a five figure offer to deliver short daily talks in the out America The general did not reply to this tele gram, and a fortnight went by. Then the vaudeville man wired again “Have you entertained my tion?” “No,” General Pershing wired back “Your proposition } New Vork Globx war vaudeville houses through proposi- 1s entertained me comicbooks.com