Judge — June 28, 1919 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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BAD BREAKS The Linotyper’s Prediction—"H. C. Askew secured a license in the county clerk’s office to marry Maria Scheucre- mann, and David O. Matthew granted a license to marry Mamie Clara Eason. MORE TO FOLLOW Norfolk Virginian-Pilot was No Birth Control—* MaTeRNtty General or CHRONIC CASES. received.” Bristol (Eng.) Ti Adv Injunction by Negation—To night’s programme is unusually good Do Not PAUL To MIs 17." Evening Exam iner, Peterboro, Ontario. A Novel Situation—“It will be Mr De Luta’s sad duty to carry to her native land the remains of his wipow, a victim of influenza.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer The Third Sex—*WANTED--An experienced lady solicitor; good proposi- tion to right man. Apply Birmingham Employment Co., 308 N. 218t, opposite courthouse.""— Birmingham Age-Herald. Some Pitchers Do Swear—" They learned by watching Uhle whether he was going to throw a CuRSE or a fast one.”"— Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Speaking Tribute—" Deceased will be sorely missed. He leaves behind a VACANT CHAIR WHOSE vorce is forever stilled.”"—Jersey (Eng.) Chronide. Beside ckowDED practically Chat Themselves — “In the reception-rooms they were ALONE TOGETHER.” —Home A Sorry Mishap—“We REGRET to record a VERY NARROW ESCAPE FROM peatH which the Vicar of Windham ex- perienced.”—West Sussex (Eng.) Gazette. Telephonic Periscope—" Sunny cor- ner outside suite, 5 rooms. Can be SEEN BY PHONE, after 7 p.m. Bay 3161L.”— Vancouver (B. C.) Province. Election-Nearing — “Mrs. Russell said she was at the other end of the Pott at the bottom. She... hoped to fight again next year, when she hoped to be A LITTLE FURTHER UP THE POLE.”— Hindheaa (Eng.) Herald. hundred frances r © sight “Yes, but I Appropriately Approximate — “At the Aerial League concert Miss Faylee rendered a number of Oriental songs, APPROPRIATELY GOWNED.”"—Victoria (B. C.) Times. Nourishment First Gent ain't seen yer about lately, Sam. Second Gent—No, I bin on a job down at Brighton First Gent—Food dear down the r Second Gent—Same as ‘ere, cightpence a —Tatler (London), 2 schoon Sparing His Profit-Tears ue superbe sur Paris: cows coyes oui je trourerai les 2,400 francs.” seem a good de Paris: the Eiffel Tower, the Ferris W *t see the twenty-four hundred francs."—Le Rire (P Ila Grande Row’, 1, but think of the 1, the Opera Hi © you have the Obeli Back in Harness—Flathush—Hello, old man! Back from the war, hey? Bensonhurst—Surest. thing you know “Got your old job back?” “Oh, yes, I'm walking the floor at night with the baby and taking the wife’s dog out for a walk in the daytime.”— Yonkers Statesman. They Also Serve Who Only Cook— “There are all kinds of war heroes.” “True enough?” “T just met one who should have been decorated.” “What for?” “He holds the army record for flip ping flapjacks.”—Birmingham Age-Her- ald. Preying on the Enemy—An Ameri can soldier brought in a German prisoner recently and found the fellow had a pocketful of French money. The Amer- ican looked at the money, thought of the fine restaurants in Paris and then, tap. ping the German on the shoulder, said: “Kamerad, kanst du craps schutzen?”” Journal of the American Medical Asso- ciation.