Judge — June 28, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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A Carbon Impression WET AND | 4: DRY Casus Bellimt understand Mr Twobble and Mrs. Gadspur have had ¢ spat.” That's true Unless—"Don't you think a large part of the nation will kick against this drastic prohibition of liqu a large part of the nation tiing the kick into some “But surely their little difierences can is too busy | be patched up?” I'm afraid not. Mrs. Twobbh the young (¢ thing just as good."—Bultimore Ameri spurs were atay porcine. As soon lay her hs n from a bone-dry rs. Gadspur ec ionary she vowed nds on a di Ige-Herald. Birmis souri town and was invited by an acquain. tance to have a drink. In the saloon the asked Double Entendre— “Ah, your idioms “What are you going to have?” T cannot grasp them What's the trouble, Count?” “The politici: was whitewashed.” “Yes?” “Yet the baseball pitcher who was whitewashed today, he is sad."— Kansas City Journal. “Have?” dreamily returned the visi- irray ot is happy because he blinking at the glorious reled and bottled goods. ain’t ng to have nuth'r What do you mean. won't have a drink after coming all this sabe? You . Them Good Old Days—“Look not “Nope!” answered the Arkansawye' e oo : “There hain’t no such 4 > as this, I'll back 0 nfully upon the 7 st; it comes Shoe-Tongues—Mrs. Flathush — Do wake up in a minute.” —Lamar (Mo.) 20t back again.” ‘That’s what one of a you like sindals? Diaachal little party quoted the other evening to Mfrs. Bensonhurst—Oh, yes; 1 love Lt kasilence. They had been wont to — them, fien at the home of one of their Then you do wear then mee And Then Some—It may be cold- blooded to speculate on the autopsy find- number and talk over the day’s events “Wear "em? Wear w ings while watching by the bed of a dy- 0 theStrectand swap opinions— But now, “Why, sandals ing patient, but we are willing to bet that Wth the shadow of July 1 before him, “Oh, excuse me T thought you asked when Old John Barleycorn comes to the their host was rationing them.— Wail me if I liked scandals.” Yonkers States Street Jou man, autopsy table there will be found aortitis, ysm, arterio- At the Photographer's hagic gastritis, aortic incompetence, ane sclerosis, chronic he: fatty and cirrhotic liver with multiple gummata, chronic interstitial nephritis, nd urethral strictures; also prostatitis, eneration of the cerebrum. the American Medical Associa- cortical dey The Drawback—" There's one trouble to these soft drinks.” “What is it?” “T find [can’t drink + three of them in succession without want ing to quit and go home.” —Detroit Free Press. ¢ than two or Half-Hearted—" Did thedistinguished visitor pay our city any compliments?” * “Yes,” replied the chairman of the re ception committee. “Then why are you depressed?” “He said we had fine drinking water. A compliment like that doesn’t’ mean anything in particular after you have had to apologize for not being able to offer a visitor anything stronger.” —Bir m Age-Herald ul Guard—Ha Gracia (Barcelona