Judge — June 21, 1919 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Dewwn by Hrawan Patera Digest ofthe World's Humor THE SEX The Great Test—Mr, Flatbush—* She has a very difficult part in the new play.” Mrs. Flatbush—Diffcult? Why, doesn’t say a word! Well, isn’t that difficult for a wo- man?”—Vonkers Statesman. ec Insectivorous—Nipp—That girl has a, waist like a wasp. Tuck—Yes, and it takes a lot of ex- perience to fool with it without getting stung.—Town Topics. Polly Pry—‘The bride looked trou- bled.” “So she “What's amiss?” “She's been trying to get into a cocoa- nut with a can-opener.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. The Approaching Shadow— Bacon How’s the world treating you? ghert—Can’t complain. “No kick coming, then?” “T can’t say that. I’m expecting my wife home from her mother’s tomor- row.”’—Yonkers Statesman. Hand-made Turmoil — Nell — The doctor told her her life was too sedentary; that she required more excitement. Belle—What did she do? Nell—Became engaged to three fellows at once.—Philadel phia Record. The Dear—Wifey—There are times when I wish I were a man. Hubby—When? Wifey—When I pass a milliner’s shop and think how happy I could make my wife by giving her a present of a new hat. —Cleveland Leader. . Shooting a-tall.” The Generous Peace Councillor i quelgu'un que je n'ai jamais ic, Euthonie et toute la Valachie W hy, only this morning, I é a, Esthonia and all of East Wallachia.—-Le Rire (Paris). Linked for Life—“He calls her his “queen of the links.’ ” “Ah! Their courtship began on a golf , I presume?” r otherwise, She used to sell him bo- logna in a delicatessen store when he kept bachelor’s hall.”"—Birmingham Age-Herald. He Didn't this here game? “Golf. in golf.” “T wouldn't little ball Understand—“ What's inquired Pizen Pete. There’s some good shots made wonder, Plugging that with a revolver ain’t bad Kansas City Journal. 7 what's an The Boss Knows—“ Pa, economist?” “An economist, my son, is a man who can save money by cutting down other people's expenses.”— Boston Transcript. English Undefiled— man ‘beaned’ you?” “Yes, your honor.” “What do you mean by that?” “He hit me on de koko, your honor; he tried to crack me nut, he slammed me on de belfry, he-—” “Will someone please interpret for the plaintiff?” “T will, your honor,” said an obliging witness. “He means the accused bounced a rock on his ivory dome.” —Birmingham Age-Herald. “You say this Something Worth While—Rankin I never was so disappointed in my life! Phyle—What’s the trouble? “In the city the other day I saw an aquatic exhibition advertised—" “Yos—” “And I immediately bought tickets.” ou were disappointed?” “Yes, all I saw was a lot of men in div ing suits.” “But what did you expect at an aqua tic exhibition?” rls in bathing suits, at least.” Youngstown Telegram. Hitting Him Below the Belt—“ Did you call me a bonehead?” asked the big man “No,” answered the little fellow, “I merely referred to you as an example of cerebral ossification.” “H’m. Would you mind waiting here a minute till I go and look in the dic- tionary?” —Washington Star. comicbooks.com