Judge — June 14, 1919 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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BAD _ _BREAKS Blast It!—Scribner is agitating the matter of putting in a municipal LiGHT- NING plant. This is a step in the right direction and if accomplished will be a great thing for this village.—Scribner (Nebr.) News. Redundant—Japan’s plan for race equality voted on Buy league.—Headline in New York World. Not to Say Plump—all are glad when the time comes to mect at Miss Jennie’s home, for she and Miss Josephine are two of our substantial prLLows of the Methodist Church.—Bowie County (Tex.) News. Executive Geography—Some while ago we illustrated the floating of lake steamers through Welland Canal In THE Ustrep States by cutting them in two so that the locks would accommodate them.—/Mlustrated London News. What George Brought—George Walker, who has just returned from France, arrived with an armful of war relics, among which might be mentioned a German hand-grenade, a dirk, an offi- cer’s belt, revolver and cartridges, and a utility wire, all taken on the field while in action. Mr. Walker relates some great experiences while abroad, and admits he likes the States best.—Morning Sentinel (Orlando, Fla.). The Right Notation—We have been expecting too much from this League of Norions.”—Calgary Daily Herald. The Mutts Must—‘When labor troubles are threatened, the management muts take action.”"—Vancouver Daily World. More than Creepy—“ Mrs. Wynn had watched as in a dream the oNe- ARMED man’s big HANDS creeping along the panels of the wall.”—London Sunday Circle. Achilles Shivers—“I have worn NOTHING ELSE for the past six months.” —Testimonial for rubber heels. There are Others—‘“ Wanted, a pian- ist... one who can play the piano preferred.” —Adtt. in Blyth News. Vivid Realisn, “Puts ita “Yes, she that an insurance chap the gallery!"—Passin lon). The Candid Cobbler—‘“All plain work, such as soleing and heeling, is returned within ONE OR TWO DAYS. Toe- capping and Vamping will TAKE LONGER —AS WE DO THEM PROPERLY.” —Plymouth (Eng.) Co-Operator Adv. Ambidextrous—“ The young man at the window did not turn. He stood wittt HANDS IN TROUSERS’ POCKETS, DRUMMING A LAZY TATIOO ON THE WINDOW PANE and looking fixedly into the street below.” —Detective Story Mag His Butter Half “Voyons, faudrait dit: ‘Ni chiens, ni chat roquets.’ I n'a jamais été ques at je désive faire mon beurre moi-m “Come, now, remember our agreement. You said: ‘No dogs, no cats, no children, no parrots,’ but you never mentioned cows— and I intend to make my butter at home.” —Le Rire (Paris). Why, only last week she went so well st written her a policy for a couple o' hundre A Depth Bomb—He was probably the smallest “middy” in the navy, and one evening he was invited to attend a party in the saloon. He was such a litule chap that the ladies had no idea that he was a midshipman at all, but took him for somebody’s “dear little boy” in a royal navy all-wool serge. At last one of them, on whose lap he had been sitting, and who had just kissed him, asked: “And how old are you, little dear? “Twenty-two,” he said, in a voice like a foghorn. Then the lady swooned.— Dallas News. Overworked Honor — “Have named your boy yet?” ‘0. We can’t find a name to suit all our relatives.”” “How about John Pershing?” “We wish to avoid confusion. The stork is making frequent deliveries of boy babies out our ,and the neighbor- hood is filling up with little John Persh- ings.” —Birmingham Age-Herald. you Just That Long—“ How long should a man keep his arm around a girl, do you think?” asked the sweet young thin, “Until he hears his wrist-watch strike,” replied the young man in khaki. “Why, wrist-watches don’t strike, do they?” “Of course not.” Yonkers Statesman.