Judge — May 24, 1919 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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upcEe | May 24, 1919 | fay T eetota | ers PEOPLE WHO KNOW VALUES BUY W.L.DQUGLAS SHOES aes 106 RETAIL STORES IN THE LARGE CITIES ation at By Watt Mason negress, ving at VE never seen a horse drink whiskey, she eta though I’ve seen nags in many her end climes; they’re nearly always gay | wustling and frisky, and seem to have the || nian’ best of times. The horse around the | | hy the treamlet lingers, and oft throws in a horn “te go two, but never whinnies for three fin- aimed gers of Old Stone Fence or Mountain Dew. Men are, alas, the only critters who seck ie bland barkceper’s bower, who feel into scious eggs. If she took snifters alco- .00 .50 00 00 $7.00 .00 “ous eas Ihe wok “nittersako- | $400 $4-50 $500 $600 $700 & $B00 she'd prance around the yard and frolic IF you have been paying $10.00 to $12.00 for fine shoes, a and whip the roosters all the day. But trial will convince you that for style, comfort and service no, she sips some milk or water, then lays W. L, Douglas $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are equally as good and soft boiled egg or two, and thinks that Will give excellent satisfaction. The actual value is determined chicken is a rotter that doesn’t also lay a and the retail price fixed at the factory before W. L. Douglas } few. name and the retail price is stamped on the bottom. Thestamped I look around on all the critters which price is W. L. Douglas personal guarantee that the shoes are do the useful labors here, and never see always worth the price paid for them. The retail prices are them pour out bitters, or blow the foam thesame everywhere. Theycostno more in San Francisco than they do in New York. n= from steins of beer. The camels fill them- Stamping the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and y need a dose of bitters, say once a day, or twice an hour. And now that Rum is doomed to Tophet, and Tanglefoot is on j the blink, we men may glean some meager st profit from viewing beasts that do not CLAS | drink. If horses can stay beastly sober, MMII a and still enjoy this living game, without a thirst for Brown October, why can’t we | | humans do the same? j The hen desires no foaming liquor, from | A e : Jemijohns or jugs or kegs, and yet no liv- - * thing is slicker at laying large and THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS G#SHAPE j , i selves with water—they hold lots more | unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas than you would think—then o’er the des- to protect his customers. The quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by ert sands they totter for countless leagues more than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. e smart styles are the thout a drink. If they should fill them- leaders in the fashion centers of America. They are made in a well-equipped er selves with brandy, they'd have no buoy- factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers under the the ancy or pep; they'd lean against the first direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest deter- fence handy, and wouldn’t move another mination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. as step, CAUTION—Before you buy be sure W. L. Douglas name and the 4 It’s man alone who must be drinking, retail price is stamped on the bottom and the inside top facing. If we who must be pouring Stone Fence down, the stamped price has been mutilated, BEWARE OF FRAUD. and then goes forth, insanely thinking Fersahz,oey-Joboeeiasateresangovr 9009 W.tepesries deal, 77 Aube Gone 145 Spark te that he can whip all cops in town. It’s paid.” Write for Mlastrated Catalog showing how to order by mall. 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