Judge — May 17, 1919 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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The Skeptic Located—" There goes a fellow who has been run over by dozens of trains, hurled from automobiles going fifty miles an hour, sunk in a submarine, thrown over a precipice, carried over a waterfall, dropped from an ai 7 more. He f Birmingham Age-Herald. hip. an the movies. Talent Worth Retaining—Two women in the audience at a movie theater the other day, appeared to take more than a passing interest in the news review that was being screened. The particular event that seemed to grip their attention, showed Uncle Sam’s sailor boys vigor- ously scrubbing down the decks. “One of my boys is on a boat,” said one of the women “That's where my other replied. Is Jim on a boat, too?” Yes, and I sure am glad I saw this icture. “Why?” “When he comes back I am going to see that he doesn’t forget how clever he is at scrubbing.” ungstown Telegram, husband is,” the How He Was Going In—Redd- You know Blower? Greene—You mean the hot-air artist? “That’s him. I met him on the street today and he told me he was going into ave him the pass?""—Yonkers alesman, A Blow at His Profession—“ I'm up against it, old man,” said the movie star to his friend. “What's wrong now?” “I saw my doctor today, a I must not touch any pi Statesman, J he says —YVonkers Horrible—The movie actress awoke from a nap, with a scream “What is it, madam?” maid solicitously. “I dreamed that for a whole day my name wasn’t being printed anywhere.” Film Fun. inquired her The Street Cleaning Problem in Paris -Le Pite-Méle (Paris). before the war. No Willing Witness—“I saw you at the moving picture show last evening,” said the fat plumber, “but when I looked for you a little later I missed you.” Yes, I got up and went home.” When was that?” “T left when the villain began to lay a snare for the wife of the man who had to stay at his office on account of business.” Didn't you see any more of the pic ture? “And you left at the most interesting “T knew if things kept on as they were headed, there would be a fuss pretty soon between the two men, or between the man and his wife, and I made up my mind I wouldn't be mixed up in anybody’s do- mestic troubles."’"—Youngstown Telegram. 2 Not Far From It—‘Our new nurse must be a Bowery product.” “Why?” She speaks of the nursery as the nois 's about right at that.”— y Journal. Where It's Safe—“Ever trouble with your cook?” “How do you manage?” “When T want to quarrel with my victuals I go to a restaurant.” —Birn ham Age-Herald. have Safeguarding a Jewel—“Could you arrange to have the letter carrier call only once a week at my house asked Mr. Crosslots * inquired the man at the post-office window. “My wife's afraid the new cook will think he’s company coming to dinner and leave before we can explain.” —Washing- ton Star. No Difficulty There—New Mistress —How about the afternoon off? Norah—Sure, mum, take wan—I'm willin’.—Boston Transcript. A Particular Customer ha'penny- wrap them up