Judge — April 26, 1919 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

April 26, 1919 | . 7 : This Week’s Best Service Joke Canned Regulations K | By Senor. Joscra Hows, Gen. Hos 13. Da | [2 What Would Have Solaced Him By Pawate B. Waxiseos, Ja. US. MC. A PARLOR prince, who was being ridden for ring to s poor “port arms,” had to practis« several hours straight. When he finished wrist-sore and weary, he entered the bunkhouse. muttering: “Lf wouldn't mind it so much if I only had a sweetheart in every port.” Entirely Different By Pavare A. Dai 4. BF Prue Buck—The lessons we learned in schooi do not always hold true in actua! life. First Class—How’s that? Buck—In school we knew that passing the son meant the same as promotion, but in the ny it is entirely different. The officers always the buck but they are varely known to pro: mote him. n the His Hurry aves, By Parsare Bex. Pas Mt to Minister—Do you promise to honor, love and and obey? mes Private Jenkins—You bet! Minister—1 now pronounce you man and wife. ndex Private Jenkins—Let’s go! Feminine Curicsity By Paivate Hanon C. Rostxsoy, U.S.A Little Helen sat silently studying the wrapped that leggings on a soldier. Suddenly she burst out wits [| with the question, “Do you have to put those the eats in there every morning?” was, oda al it iver, the how nth old hty dey Drawn by Pvt, J. Swirzen, Nosy Yant, Waskin > at Smith (just discharged from the navy to his )—Gimme that mop, Sam; I'll give you a few pointers on swabbing. {Good ‘Example: } DAMASKEENE Millions Zz © A favorite for over 25 years in use today Shaving with a GEM Razor is just as easy and pleasant as it looks—let the “‘young shaver” remember that those who have had shaving experience use the GEM, and are good ones to pattern after—they’re setting a valuable example. Your razor is cerong if the blade is not right. GEM Blade ina GEM frame makes a perfect combination for a perfect shave. —— Complete Includes frame, shaving and stropping handles and seven Gem Blades in handsome case as illustrated, or in Khaki case for traveling. Add 50¢ to abore price, for Canada Gem Cutlery Company, Inc., New York Canadian Branch, $91 St. Catherine St., W., Montreal 7 1 So Se 2 ere comicbooks.com