Judge — April 26, 1919 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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“The Worst Cripple Is the Person With a Crippled Colon” By C. HOUSTON GOUDISS Publisher of the Forecast, Food Director of Met S Modern Cookery and nutrition expert of natio r's Magazine, founder of the Schoel al reputation. ‘‘Nujol softens the impacted mass in the intestines. It forms an oily film on the dried surface of the channels Nature has provided for the carrying off of waste matter. Thus it gives Nature a chance to do her part. COLON crippled by chronic constipation is the cause of more discomfort, disease and personal iency than anything else. Con- ation is our national curse. It does more to keep our people physi- cally and mentally unfit chan anything else. And while certain drugs afford temporary relief, they aggravate the condition in the long run. “Nujol causes no pain. It doesn’t gripe. Neither does it upset the stomach. It just ‘smooths the way.’ “Nujol cannot harm even a young baby. It is absolutely tasteless, so no unpleasantness is connected with its use. It has no odor. “There is no excuse for a nation so crippled, however, now that Nujol can be bought at any good drug store. For Nujol is a dependable defense against this arch-foe of health and happiness. “Tt is one of the first needs in a nation which faces great reconstructive tasks. “Nujol is nota medicine. It has no chemical constituents. Not the least particle is absorbed by the stomach or intestines. It is simply and solely a softener and lubricant. Nujol is sold only in sealed bottles, bearing the Nujol trade-mark. Insist on Nujol. substitutes, C. Houston Goudiss Nujol Laboratories, sranparp OIL Co. (NEW JERSEY) 50 Broadway, Standard O81 C boouiet marked nM Laboratories, nd me at once t G 18 DE pation ta fafaney and ehilddood Te DAYS THAT GO BEFORE: ipation in pregnane; ae SHADOWS LENGTHEN” 7 CWAGES OF NEGLECT la old age LJ Constipation as a cause of plies BURLINGTON HOTEL 431 ROOMS, 178 BATHS <=¥ Soldiers Soothe WASHINGTON, D. C. < Skin Troubles EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN PLANS swith Cuticura $2.50 and Up Per Day, With Private Bath | | i a Set ee ee It is economical as well as effective.’ | You may suffer from | Let a wounded soldier read this copy of | Judge when you’ve finished reading it. on cially in the hospitals, for good periodicals. There never are enough Judges to g Simply place a re. stamp on the cover and drop in the nearest. mail box. Sam will do the rest. r I I I 7 The Army authorities tell us they can’t begin to supply the soldier-demand. | but de ducks gets it all.’ JUDGE PS REE CI TENT anp DECK | Draen by Jax Lavine, U.S. M6 “Say, Mister, about how much do you t it would cost me to hire a suit ot civilian clo till about July 1st?” Pity the Suffering Public By Laxcr. Geonar T. Houma, U.S. A. SWALD, the cigar clerk, s vice chevrons are too much for his feeble ys these army ser mind, He had just got himself straightened out on the meaning of gold bars, silver bars, gold oak leaves, silver oak leaves, silver cagles and stars, not to mention yellow, red, purple, green, blue and stick-candy-colored hat cords, when along comes this mélée of sleeve decorations. He is undecided whether to get a card index system or jump in the river. Since the War Is Over By Liner. S.A. Daves, U. \ certain young lady wrote m the war is over, I suppose the profe will lay off the 2nd Loots and go back to the Mother-in-laws and Fords.” An Estray By Pvt. Peren A. Pareowan, Kelly Field, Texas, A veteran of thirteen months in Texas was riding in a jitney to town when he sighted a queer-looking animal running along the road He asked the driver what sort of an animal it “Why, that’s a chaparral,” said the driver, d runner—a bird of Paradise.” The soldier frowned and said: “What in the world is it doing so far from home?” De Ducks Get It By Boctex Loos Warre, U.S. A A lady one day asked a colored soldier how much he got a month. “Well, lady, we gets thuhty dollars a mont! fg “The ducks get it all!” said the surprised old lady, “Why, what do you mean?” “Well, it’s this way. Dey gives us thuhty a month, but de ducks fifteen for allotment, dey de ducks a dollah foah bits foh laundry. So at the end of the month de ducks gets it all.” (Continued on Next P