Judge — April 19, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Canine Confidences gracious’ sakes!” came from Henry an hour later. “Fixed it?” shouted back the female voice. “Ih Yinters Sum *"" JOURNALISM In Abeyance—Mrs, A—Yes, I intend AThunderbolt—Twice the Ledger was my daughter to be engaged when she’s asked to give the town thunder the past nineteen week: That it did not pave Union Street Mrs. B—But suppose she is not? and that it allowed spitting on the streets. Mrs. A—Then she remains nineteen The town can now consider itself as hav- until she is—Boston Transcript. ing been given thunder.—Columbiana (O.) Ledger. Still a Secret—"Oh, dear, I feel so miserable.”* “What's the matter?” “Miss Gabbins told me a secret and 1 can’t remember what it was.”"—Boston Transcript. lement pour coi He will say he holding out his hand to see if it is raini Le Péle-Méle (Paris) Explained—First War Economist What extravagance! You have two hats to match that one dress! iy vs —_ Second War Economist—Oh, no, 1 ; haven't! I’ve only one dress to match the | i} fEe2 33 two hats.—Sydney Bulletin } Got anything to show for your Birth. “ppsAjuten Oral | Mislaid—“Aren’t you ready, dear?” day? sites fei called husband from down Brunetta—You bettcha " | fi} “As soon as I fix my hair, Henry, “What?” tril> came the reply hree pairs of silk stockings.” i “Haven't you fixed your hair yet, for Youngstown Telegram. | Dissipation in Kansas—Last Thurs- t The Supertor Being day quite a number of the men folk of the Methodist-Episcopal Church took it in their heads to go to Ladies’ Aid and surprise them, giving them a treat with fine apples costing ten cents a pound, or about six cents apiece, and were splen- didly received and cordially invited to come again. Between thirty and forty ladies were present. Such is what makes life worth while-—Concordian K ansan. A Rural Wedding—There was a great of stirring around in the Calf Ribs neighborhood last week, on account of an approaching wedding. ‘The bride was one of the Diliard girls that used to visit Miss Hostetter Hocks here, and who had an unknown correspondent for several years, while the groom was a cousin of the Horse Doctor, and last vear thought he would marry Miss Flutie Bucher. The wedding was set for Saturday night, and the groom s: it did not make a great sight of difference to him which preacher they had, but the bride, being a strong . Campbellite, wanted a Campbellite ves de Mme. de Sévigné?™ preacher to perform the ceremony, and que les lettres qui me sont adressées personnellemen . shisilis- Have you scat “The Letters cf Madame de Sivieck one was finally found away cver be- P Newtrtee Oly decreuany't 1 poe yond — Tickville—Hogwallow tuck- Mr. N My secretary takes care of all letters except th y ian, ay se marked “Private.”