Judge — February 8, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“Changing” Times | e, mister, I can’t hang about ‘ere while you undress to give me your laundry agin’ the new regulations to keep me waitin’." “But do the new regulations € until I have taken the as ie Ores MONEY We've Known It a Long Time— Nowadays it is singularly discouraging to look at a dollar and realize it is only a half.—Baltimore American. Looking for Money—Little Willie was discovered by his mother industri- ously smashing all the eggs in. the house. “Why, Willie,” she cried, aghast, “what do you mean by breaking all those Rg Willie answered: “T heard papa say there was money in eggs, and I’m tryin’ to find it.” —A meri- can Cookery. Financial Earthquake—The earth- quake shock at 4:30 Sunday morning came like an explosion. It caused Mr. Herden, night clerk at the Boas Hotel, to stagger and almost fall. It shook a dollar out of his hand which had just b paid him by a guest.—Walnut ge Blade. Fairly Permanent—“ Are you looking for a permanent investment?” “Not too permanent.” “Huh?” “IT don’t want to put my money in un- less there’s a chance to get it out.”— Kansas City Journal. plain by what miracle I can give you my Passing Show (London) shirt and b. v. d's Where She Got It—Mrs. Wayup— Where did Mrs. de Style get her new hat? Mrs. Blasé—That’s a problem. She bought it with the money which her hus band borrowed from her uncle, who had won it in a poker game from her brother, to whom she had loaned it shortly after her mother had taken it from her father’s pockets and given it to her for a birthday present.—New York Globe. Before the Bonds Were Loosed Grafc de la situacié politica internacional. View of the International Political Situa- tion.—Esguella (Barcelona). Forgetfulness—“ I understand Brown is taking lessons from a memory teacher.” “He ought to. The last time I played golf with him he fergot about twenty strokes that he took.” — Detroit Free Press. Camouflage—Kedd—Dees Black like golf? Greene—I don't believe he really does. ’edd—But he plays? Greene—Oh, yes. But I went in on the train with him this morning, and he didn’t mention golf, but continued talk- ing about having his winter’s coal in his cellar already.—Yonkers Statesman. Two Views—Bix—I hate golf; it’s too much like work. Lix—I hate work; it’s not enough like golf.—Washington Star. S PORT S A Jumper—Muggins—Did go in for athletics when he college? Buggins—I believe he held the record for jumping at conclusions.— Philadel phia Record. Wigwag was at Out of Countenance—A Wichita g@voman while reading football reports one day recently chanced to inquire of her husband if he ever played football at college. “Yes,” Fe replied, “I played one game and they just simply walked all over my face.” “Oh!” ske rejoin happened to it then!” 1, “so that is what Wichita Eagle. Similar—"What is meant by doing away with secret diplomacy, pa?” “It’s like searchirg a mysterious stranger who wants to get into a poker game, son, to whether or not he has an extra deck of cards concealed about his person.”—Birmingham Age- Herald. see Two Mottoes—Germany’s proposed new motto is: “In time of perce negotia tions, prepare for revolutions.” And America’s motto is: “In time of peace, prepare for baseball.”—Chicago Exening Post. comicbooks.com