Judge — January 25, 1919 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Use This Chest FREE Gust ond damp. rs for itself io what it eaves, ‘Your choice of many beautiful designs sent on 18 days" tree t Don't delay. | Write wow for catslog—ail Piedmont Red Cedar Chest Co. Dept Do Our Boys Like Judge? Wow! Some unsolicited letters from soldiers at home and “Over There.” Fall in for JUDGE! The next largest rush to “Fall in for ps is “Fall in for mail,” and next to letters from | home comes Jupce. We all look forward to its arrival. And you can rest assured that it makes the rounds of the Battery before it | disappears. Private Joun L. Sprecsacter, Battery C, 125th F. A., Fort Sill, Okla. Cheer—O! To Jupce: Just ae note of best wishes to the Editor, and wishing he could see how eager the overseas patients in this Hospital are to get a copy of Jupcr. It seems to cheer them more than any of the other papers. Georce W. Hampy, Sgt. rst Cl, Med. Dept., Emb. Hos. Corps, Camp Stuart, Va. | A Cinch Dear Stes y, talk about magazines— there isn’t one liked any better than Jupcer, and I wouldn’t miss it if I had to lose my chow to get it. It is a cinch that if you want to get rid of the blues, you can just start in on Jupcr. Private R. J. Brown, . 265, Co. W, Marine Barracks, Paris Island, S.C. Shredded Humor Dear Str: The boys over here sure do gobble Jupcr from cover to cover. Being a New Yorker myself and accustomed to the New York magazines and papers it sure is a blessing when we can get hold of them, and by the time the rounds have been made in the company what was once a very clean and respectable copy of Jupce is nothing but a mass of shreds. Wac. Hituarp S. Warp, 302 Ammunition Train, A. E. F., France. The women of 1861 bravely sent their loved ones Women and War — to serve their country | = But the women of 1918 not only did that, but When Johnny Came March- What He Made Up His Mind To Do: 1. Take out every girl he knew. 2. Buy all new civilian clothes. Arise very early every day. hav Keep up his French. 6. Cut out the slang. 7. Stay home three times a week. + 5 What Hi . Wore most of his old clothes. . Stayed in bed till pulled out. . Forgot his French. . Kept up the slang. . Shaved only on Saturda: . Took out Nellie every . Stayed home often—but at Nellic’s home. MONewn a The Chairman—Be seated, Herr Doppelkreuz. Herr Doppelkreuz, the Peace Delegate—Par- don, Herr Chairman, I seat myself with diffi- culty. paper pants with unhappy results. SS served too. ing Home JUDGE My Chauffeur By Fraxk Farninctox E lost the jack; he lost the pump; He even lost the “spare.”” ] Everything loose, whatever its use, | Disappeared, he couldn't tell where. | The wrenches went the way of the rest, Till there wasn’t a tool in the ba One day we stopped for the battery'd dropped, And we had to come home on the mag’. The carbureter slipped away While the auto quietly stood Beside the street with him in the seat, On the day he lost the hood. The radiator—wherever that went, He said he didn’t know. The windshield too took wings and flew When he let the fenders go. The top he lost in the dark at night The time the slip-covers went. And the motor, well, he couldn't tell, But he thought it had been lent. he wheels, left in the garage at night, Were gone when morning came The axles intact, the chassis, in fact, Went, too, but he wasn’t to blame. So, when I'd had this man a month, I needed him no more. All I could find, when he had resigned, Were nen-skid tracks on the floor. The Cut-Up Some theatrical joker has announced a fare- well tour of Uncle Tom’s Cabin. News Item The geese are going south. We did not get | this from the society column. By Heawrar S. Mansucrz ch morning. tually Did: y night. nin A Casualty I carelessly lighted a match on my TABLETS FOR Grippe Cold in the Head Headaches Neuralgias Spanish Influenza Women’s Aches and Ills Rheumatic and Sciatic Pains Ask Your Druggist for A-K Tablets Sold in Convenient Pocket Packages Small Size Dozen Size 10c 25c See Monogram aK on the Genuine ‘The Anti ody Company Me. comicbooks.com