Judge — January 25, 1919 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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One of the Gang BAD BREAKS High Jinks—* Broomhill was a wave and from wixpows and Roors s promenaded with little Union ting from the baby carriages.” Yorkshire (Eng.) Telegraph. They Erupted—“ Within a few min- utes of the news (of the Armistice) reach- ing Watlington Post Office the whole village came out with RED, WHITE AND BLUE sPpots.”—Lynn News. Referred to “Disco"’—* Reliable man wanted for the BREAKING and repairing of Gramophones.""—Somerset (Eng.) Guord- , Advt, In Darkest London—“ Many small ys created great effect with costumes ¢ of COLORED CHILDREN’S rag books.” London Daily Mail. be The Sands of Time—“ A showman on the sands was charged with neglecting a girl, aged thirteen, of whom he was the GRANDSON.”’—Cumberland News Superlative—** Those are the biggest acroplanes in the world,’ said Mr. Hand ley Page . . . ‘and now I'll show you a BIGGER one.'"—London Evening News. An Esteemed Roller—“To the f mer we extend our best wishes for his saf return upon the termination of hospitali- ties.”—Heanor (Eng.) Observer. We beg respectfully to second those good wishes, even if the festive gentleman referred to “won't go home till morning”! —Passing Show (London). under- Tt was Bucks A Village Cut-Up—" Mr went an operation on Thursda a TOP-HOLE ENTERTAINMENT. (Eng.) Advertiser. A Far Cry—*“ The tears forced them selves between her tps, closed in a reso. lute effort to hold them back.” —Cardiff (Wales) ing Express More Hun Frightfulness—" A revo- lution was effected at Bremen last Wed- nesday . . . the speeches ended with a demand for a German Social Democratic Repub! subsequently al oners were opENED.”"—Staffordshi Sentinel. The Real Peace Angel Kommer du ¢ snar His com men.—S Girls Will Be Boys Ir. George Grossmith sails for America to-day. .A merry party of BEAUTIFUL naval officers and GALLANT actresses danced him ‘good- bye’ on the Shaftsbury Stage the other evening.” —London Daily Mi Tor. Prenatal Ingenuity—“A_— clergy- man’s mother died in Scotland, and was BURIED SOME YEARS BEFORE HE WAS BORN.” —Northern Weekly Gazette Back of Beyond—" According to credible information, it is now known that BEND the Franco-British line the enemy had concentrated eighty divi- sions.” —Pournemouth (Eng.) Daily Echo. A Filly Minion—* Mr. Moncur was third with a rity whick looked as likely to make as good a STALLION as any in the class.—Dundee (Scot.) Advertiser. PEOPLE Choir Didn't Matter—The late Lord Alverstone’s love of music made him for many years a member of the choir at Kensington parish church. A good many curious folk went to see the unusual spec- tacle of an attorney-general in a surplice, but were not always able to identify him. One of these visitors asked the verger which of the choirmen was the attorney- general and received the dignified reply: “That's the vicar, them’s the curates, I'm the verger, and so long as the choir gives satisfaction it’s not my business to inquire into the antecedents of any of *em.”"—London ( Had a Reason—Rear Admiral Samuel McGowan, paymaster of the Nav id the other da aft disappears from Army and contracts with the disappearance of the grafting middleman. Of cours most middlemen are honest, but the grafting ones we warn off. “We take up the position of Smith, who cut an extract from his paper one morning. “*What are you cutting out?’ Smith's partner asked. “*An item,’ he answered, ‘about a chap who secured a divorce because his wife went through his pockets.” “What are you going to do with it?” “*Put it in my pocket,’ said Smith.” Washington Star. Shakespeare Ilustrated Great men may jest with saints; ‘tis wit profanation.” in them; but, in the less, for —Measure for Measure.—Sy comicbooks.com