Judge — January 18, 1919 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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—a — Observations of a Returned French Prisoner of War RS Not Retained—Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail)—I hired a lawyer for you this morning, Slim, but I had to hand him my watch as a retainer And did he keep it? The Other's Spe rt get free professi “To be sure you can will talk law as long your lawyer will give yo s you ny ailment you n. Birm, discu On the Stand—* You say up I say I stood, Your Honor. If a man stands he naturally stands up. You t ny othe lars for contempt City Journa utter “Why does hi learned Judge? That’ at a Judge ner La Victoire (Paris), Taking the Joy Out of Life. What docs the legal profession think of these crape-hangers who keep on telling us that Marshal Foch doesn’t look like a soldier at all, but more like a lawyer? If the war hadn't come to a triumphant conclusion we would say that these reports were in Phila jed to undermine our mors a Exening Ledger. Ticked Off eg “Pg BAD BREAKS The Baconian Theory—" Everybody will get by coupon RATHER MORE BACON 7 than they would have consumed if there | do been NO BACON AT ALL.” — Loves Sng.) Weekly 2 j | j A Ghostly File—“About the year 1667 an edict was passed for the protection of the woollen trade, and EVERY PERSON WHO DIED HAD TO FILE. A CERTIFICATE that the person buried was not put in Charley (Eng.) News a woollen shroud.” An Unintentional Vamp—* Win has bed-sitting-room TO SHARE; YOUN MAN PREFERRED.” Glas (Scotland Citizen The Slender Thread of “ There are always more wa a dog besides KILLING him: suardian Logic- of HANGING Mercantile Damaged English“ For | Aputts Oxty. Jas. B. Fagan’s London Con pany in ‘Damaged Goods.” Au. cit DREN MUST BE PAID FoR.”—Perth (Scot land) Theatre Poster Till the Stars Grow Cold—“ It is upsetting somewhat the plans of the high German officers who are arranging things from afar through TELESCOPES DOWS WHICH THEY SHOUT THEIR ORDERS.” Lizerpool (Eng.) Daily Post. Felectic—“Voung Married Lady wife of aNW Army officer. . would be glad to hear of remunerative post London Morning Post Nose-gay church social one evening. and as shi The old lady went to entered the room a girl said “Good evening, auntie. 1 am very glad you've come. We're going to have | tableaux this evening.” “Yes. | know,” replied the old lady “LT could sect 'eat when I first ¢ London Tit-Bits rin.” Birds of a Weather—* Officers who dared not leave by aeroplane owing to bad weather were FLYING IN caks."—London Dispatch. MOTOR It Smacks of Exaggeration—* North Shields was notified that the Armistice had been SIGNED BY THE FISHING VES- seLs."—The North Mail. comicbooks.com