Judge — January 4, 1919 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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W. 42nd St. Eves. 8:30 Mats. Wed. & Sut. 2.30 COHAN & HARRIS COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT THREE FACES EAST! 1 Kelly A Play of the Sec rvice by Anthony & P: With a REPUBLI ‘A. H. WOODS presents FLORENCE REED in “ROADS OF DESTINY” Anew play Ine prologue and 4 acts. By CHANNING POLLOCK CHARLES DILLINGHAM PRESENTS VERYTHING im HIPPODROME STAGED BY R. H. BURNSIDE | Exergthing for 10 musical comedi: N.Y. renians os able ca Theatre, West 42nd Street, Eves. 8:15. Matinees Wednesday & Saturday, at 2:15. 18 th of * Matinecs Dail: ‘Theatre, West 42nd Street. Eves. at $:30. Matinees Wednesday & Saturday 2:30. ELTINGE sisiowwesss UNDER ORDERS With SHELLEY HULL & EFFIE SHANNON iyi ere BOOTH “timstyilaira EavTs ie’, Be Calm, Camilla PRESENTS 2 es Biway and Goth Street Evenings at 8:00. Matinees ‘Tues, Thurs, 4 Bat WINTER GARD) AL JOLSON in SINBAD Evenings 8:15. ASTOR fziw easier Bote tit EAST IS WEST Bainter CASINO "i202. wasete SOME TIME ,i3., The Refuge By A. L. Satmon WHEN all the world is sad, dear, And fond desires are vain— to be had, dear, And cookies only plain When cakes are all too tart, dear, And made of war-time flour, Small suga ng Emmett Corrigan & Violet Heming | I fly to your true heart, dear, For sweetening of the sour. Broadway and Thereabouts Fan Anent York Jottings of a Thea the Shows in By L.} Back to Eartu—Miller. Wallace Ed- dinger, recently A Very Good Young Man, is now an angel from heaven. Be Caum, Camitia—Booth. Sheer whim- sicality—very sheer. Betrotuat, Tur—Shubert. Wandering among ethereal drop curtains, Tyltyl finds the girl of his ancestors’ and de- scendants’ choice. Betrer ’Oe, Tue father’s lau lies of the war. Bic Cuance, Tne—g8th ect. Tough customers ennobled by melodrama. Canary, Tue—Globe. It disappears with a swallow by Joseph Cawthorn, amid a flutter of femininity. Crowpen Hour, Tue Jane Cowl almost ruins the life of an Ameri- can, but saves those of twelve thousand Frenchmen. Davpies—Lyceum. to sweet blandishments sized infants. Dear Brutus— The romancer of them all—Barrie. East Is West—Astor. Fay Bainter, late of Japan, is now Chinese. Cort. Artist Bairn- Bachelors succumb of assorted | noblest L’Enicme, Bousourocne—V ieux Colom- bier. Neither the enigma nor the boubouroche is lessened by being in French. Everytuinc—Hippodrome. Gargantuan grab bag, with De Wolf Hopper offi- ciating. Forever Arter—Playhouse. Alice Brady | and her indefatigable romance. | Frrenpty Enemtes—/Mudson. Louis Mann and Sam Bernard at loggerheads over loyalty. Gicpert ano Suttivan Repertore— Park. Gloomless classics. Girt Beutnpo tur GuN—New Amsterdam. Aiming at the weary Wall-streeter, even | the misses score. Grortanna—Liberty. Widowhood-wink- ing by Eleanor Painter. | Goy Wire, Tue—Vanderbilt. Emily | Stevens in an inter-racial matrimonial problem. Keep It to Yourserr—joth Street. Manager Broadhurst unfolds a new farce. Licutnin’—Gaiet, Frank Bacon as a remarkably genuine faker. Listen, Lester—K nickerbocker. vue graced by Johnny Dooley. Litrte Journey, A—Little Theatre. (Lit- tle) Rachel Crothers’ latest. Littte Simpuicitry—ggth Street. Wist- fully warbling ingénue. He discovers her while “doing” a low dive in Tunis. Meutinc or Mouty, THe—Broadhurst. The novel uplifted into a musical comedy. New re- JUDGE Mipxicut Wuiris—Century Grove. Ed Wynn and Molly King offer you the freedom of the wee sma’ hours. Notuinc put Lies—Longacre. The for- bidding rigors of veracity tempered by Willie Collier. Ou, My Dear! Princess. penings appropriately sanatorium for neurotic Prince Tuere Was, A—Cohan. Robert Hilliard, formerly engaged in Fooling There Was. Smart hap- located in a Repempriox—Plymouth. John Barry- more moodily submerged in Moscow. Rivpte: Woman, Tur—Fulton. Black- mail and female. Roaps or Destixy—Republic. Whether he goes to Alaska or New York or stays at home, Florence Reed is waiting for him with a big scene. Sinpap—Winter Garden. Al Jolson pre- sents the beauties of the harem East to the buyers of the Middle West. SLeepinc Partners—Bijou. Exquisitely skittish. Somesopy’s SweetHEaART—Central. Just whose, remains to be sung. Some Time—Casino. Current of senti- mentality alternating with Ed Wynn. Tea rox Turee—Maxine Elliott. When a wifey has a friend. Turee Faces East— & Harris. Arch sleuthery. Turee Wise Foots—Criterion. A ruffled dove in a nest of old bachelors. Ticer! Ticer!—Belasco. This naughty beast will get you if you don’t watch out. Usper Orvers—Eltinge. Shelley vs. his German double. Unknown Purere, Tue—Lyric. _Dis- guised as an uncanny chunk of light, Richard Bennett stalks his wife’s new husband. Ziecretp Frotic—Cocoanut Gr Now run in two separate sections, each with a bill of its own: one for the early birds and one for the sleep-haters. If They Only Were By Warten G. Dory Johan Hull things were as they ought to be, There'd be no tax on you and m But government its cost would pay By sale of jobs to those who love To shine in an official wa Signs up, of course: PLEASE DO NOT SHOVE) Some offices are bought to-day. Give states the benefit, I say. We'd pay no Hon. a salary If things were as they ought to be. it If things were as they ought to be, There’d be no work for you and me. We'd rent the privilege to those Who love to work, or say the: And on the proceeds we'd repo: While they worked all they wanted to. No more those early-rising woes. Divorced the grindstone and the nose. Master of Rest were high degree If things were as they ought to be. do; comicbooks.com