Judge — December 28, 1918 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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W. azn St. Eves. 8.30 Mate. Wed. & Sat. 2.30 COHAN & HARRIS COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT THREE FACES EAST A Play of the Secret Service by Anthony & Paul Kelly With a notable cast including Emmett Corrigan & Vielet Heming REPUBLI ates FLORENCE REED In “ROADS OF DESTINY” Anew play ina prologue and ects. By CHANNING POLLOCK CHARLES DILLINGHAM PRESENTS VERYTHING tik HIPPODROME STAGED BY R. H. BURNSIDE comedies. \Engush of ‘Everything’ for 10 musical Matinees Daily 2: ‘Theatre, West 42nd Street. Even. at $:30. Matinees Wednesday & Saturday 2:30. ELTINGE ‘es rss UNDER ORDERS With SHELLEY HULL & EFFIE SHANNON BOOTH “3scausurA STS ih Be Calm, Camilla WINTER GARDEN ° Wreitssas is AL JOLSON in SINBAD *:=- A s TO Broadway and 4sth street, Evenings §:30 Mesica. LITTLE SIMPLICITY CASINO Breeewey od. Bn Ep hae r i t8. waa . SOME TIME RR. MUSICAL win Unavailing ROMANCE By Josern P. Haxnanax DRE not, Madame, the artist's line And subtle curve of Winter dress Which unsuspecting men impress Reveal to al your form divine. You look quite slim, I don’t deny, Although you know you're rather stout. Too bad that there are men about Who watched you bathing in July! A Hard Luck Guy “You can’t find a needle in a haystack.” “Say, if there was a needle in a haystack I could locate it by jabbing in one finger.” Broadway and Thereabouts Jottings of a Theatre-Fan Anent the Shows in New York By L.M. Be Catm, Camitta—Booth. Slightly built, but capable of keeping strong men guessing. Betrotuar, Tue—Shubert. Maeterlinck. Berrer ‘Ore, Tue—Cort. Old Bill, ably flanked by Alf and Bert, still uproari- ously carrying on. Bic Cuance, Tue—gSth Street. Mary Nash discovers a large opportunity to get melodramatic. By Picton Post—Cohkan. What a little bird told him about the enemy’s plans. Canary, Tue—Globe. The plot delicately withdraws in favor of Mr. Cawthorn and the ladies. Crowven Hour—Selwyn. Jane Cowl goes to France to find him and finds herself Davvies—Lyceum. taming act. Dear Brutus—Empire. William Gil- lette’s Christmas contribution is a new play by Barrie. Ever —H ippodrome. tertaining. Forever Arrer—Central. Red-Crossed in love. FRIENDLY emies—Hudson. The loy- alty question occasions Sam Bernard and Louis Mann a succession of dialect _ flare-ups. Bentnp tue Gun—New Amster- dam. Musical ado in a made-in-Broad- way France. Giortanna—Liberty. Eleanor Painter's bogus widowhood is alleviated by extensive singing and dancing. L’Annonce Farte A Marie—Vieux Col- ombier. A chance to find out what a French imagiste play looks like. Licutnix’—Gaiety. An old settler in a divorce colony. Littte Simpiicrty—Astor. Musical “ ro- mance”’ of the sort that Broadway con- fidently expects and insists on getting. Mipnicut Frotic—Cocoanut Grove. Mr. Ziegfeld’s revelry unit breaks out in a new bill. Mipsicut Wuiri—Century Grove. Non- languorous lassies. Notuinc But Li Longacre. Willie Collier’s conception of the advertising busine: On, My Dear—Princess. As ultra-ultra as Bolton and Wodehouse could make it, with music to match. Opera Comique— Park. “Pinafore”’ and the like. Prace 1x THE Sun, A—Comedy. Chuck- ing class distinctions jolly well over- board. Repemption—Plymouth. John Barry- more triumphs in the toils of Tolstoi. Mating a la Grand bachelor- Vastly en- Alice Brady “ Mikado,” JUDGE Rippte: Woman, Tue—Fulton. Hav- ing felt a bit cramped in the Harris Theater, Bertha Kalich chokes her villain in these more commodious quarters. Roaps or Destiny—Republic. ter which way he chooses, girl gets him. Sinpav—Winter Garden. Calculated within three-hundredths of a gag to please the fatigued man of affairs. Steerinc Partners. Bijou. Somno- lence as a chaperon. Some Time—Casino. Francine Larri- more’s romance is stalled from time to time by the intrusion of Ed Wynn and girls in tights. Tea For Turee—Maxine Elliott. A plea for the education of husbands. Turee Faces East—Cohan & Harris. Bafflingly reversible spy situations. Turee Wise Foors—Criterton. Old gazooks and a young gazelle. Ticer! Ticer!—Belasco. Combining the Song of Songs and the Jungle Book. Unper Orvers—Eltinge. Effie Shannon is wrapt up in Shelley Hull, but steels herself to capture him as his German double. Unxnown Purpie, Tue—Lyric. Rich- ard Bennett as a chemist of thrills. No mat- the same All in the Point of View The Tattooed Man—I don’t see you wearing your wrist-watch any more. The Contortionist—Yes 1 am, but the wrist was such an inconvenient place for it when I wanted to look at it that I’m wearing it on the back of my neck. What Was Wrong Woman Engineer—There’s something wrong with this engine. Foreman of Car Shops—Impossible. It was all right when it left the shop this morning. Woman Engineer—Well there is. I haven't caught a cow with the cow-catcher yet. Maybe the thing isn’t baited properly. Drawn by Cuss. Tawar Mabel (To Fair Divoreée)—You'll marry again, no doubt? Arabel—1 suppose so. Such, at least, has been my custom. comicbooks.com ee ee pee coe a