Judge — December 21, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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New York City 133-137 West 47th St.. JUST OFF BROADWAY The right kind of @ hotel in right Secaltey. In the eo fend ndieeent tot shopping From Grand Central Station, care marked “Broadway.” without transfers ‘Station, 7th ave.” care The Submerged Half-Cent By Top Cuenevix HE new economies will accomplish a good deal besides helping Re- construction if patrons give their approval to the price schedules. Some of them are formidable. Not the least for- midable feature is the half-cent. It is no shrinking commodity—quite the reverse. The half-cent does not remain what it is, but straightway becomes something it does not even pretend to be. It changes its form and is a whole cent before you can say Jack Jump. Did you ever try to add _half-cents when you bought something? Certainly not. A king couldn’t do it. Only a grocer boy may attend to this important matter, and he does attend to it very well. Your order calls for articles costing 17M, 2534, 3234, 374 and 43% cents, say one pound or one parcel of each, and then half a pound of goods at say 15, 27, 35: 37, 59, 73 cents, etc., and you have thus been obliged to part with one or more carfares, because you have been forced to annex 100 per cent. premium to every half-cent that has shown its head. Don’t Wear a Truss Brooks’ Appliance, the modern scientific invention, the wonderful new discovery that relieves ry ture, will be sent on trial. No P noxious springs or pads. ER. ©. &. BROOKS Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions. Binds and Ca the Best of the New Phonograph Records Disco’s SELections Disco makes a careful study of all the nev records at issued, and from these chooses the few which ke con~ siders ‘most desirable. Home Dances Buve Rose Watrz. . Nona Wattz. Played by Prince’s Orchestra. Columbia 46072. z Both of these waltzes are fluently melodious. They will soothe the overwrought ear between jazz numbers. Dovores. Spanish dance in two parts. Played by Garde Républicaine Bande of France. Pathé 40138. Are you addicted to clicking the castanets and swirl- ing about in Spanish sinuosities? do your friends restrain you? These pretty tunes, with their temperamental changes of tempo, will aid and abet you. Everytuinc Is Peacues Down 1x Georcia. Med- ley fox trot. ° You're ty Styce Wien You're Wearinc a Sate. Medley one-step. Played by Prince’s Band. Co- ¢ ubiquitous ia peaches are with us again. ey make a first-clase fox trot. The elimi of the words is a loss which we can easily steel ourselves to bear. The fashion note one-step is also lively. Futt-o-Snar. Fox trot. Buve Rose. Waltz. Played by Emerson Military Band. Emerson 986. This fox trot is a very spirited racket which doubt- less will be adored by the cabaret cult. “Blue Rose,” mentioned above, is here rendered by a sband. Personally we prefer our waltzes on ‘orchestras, because of the smoother sustaining power of the violins. But some people insist on the pep of brass. : Generat Persuinc Marcu. One-step. Intsh Recosext Marcu. One-step. Played by American Regimental Band. Pathé 20434. ‘The middle section of each is varied and lightened having the melody carried by a xylophone. ¢ second, which makes a corking Virginia reel tune, is not strictly Hibernian: Scotch-Irish would be more accurate, si:.ce the “Campbells,” those well-known comers, and “The Wearing of the Green” figure in it on a fifty-fifty basis. Hixpustan. Fox trot. 'N Eveprruixc. Fox trot. Played by Joseph C. Smith’s Orchestra. Victor 18507. ‘The first teems with the witchery of that strange Orient which exists only in cabarets and the Win- ter Garden. Both tunes have an on-with-the- dance fervor calculated to endear them to the entire human fox-trotting race. On You Lal Lal Medley Played by ‘ou one-step. William C. Sweatman’s Jazz Band. Columbia A261, is jopian jazz barrage is at its 7 frenzied shriek of the clarinet and the long-drawn moan of the trombone are not to be with indifference. Even the drummer’s assault and battery are noticeable. Yet the attack as a whole is concerted. In the “La! La!” number, however, the din is confused. _ JUDGE wre fexwee rare Serie = you can’t be re Sine Sparen concerning ors sh This department will be a permanent feature in Juvcr, Next week—“ Home Concert.” On His Way. The chosen people murmured, and demanded a king. Jehovah complied. The German People demanded a Kaiser. “Wrong shop,” said Jehovah—“take the down elevator!” A New Victor “What’s become of the chaps who used to tell young men how to succeed?” ‘ “They’ve just got through telling the Government how to run the war, and now they’re telling them how to reconstruct the udge The mission of this publication is to preach the gospel of cheerfulness Copyright, 1918, by Leslie-Judge C< y. 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