Judge — December 21, 1918 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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WITH the COLLEGE WITS Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible Pleasing Speed YOUNG aviationing lad, Fell ten thousand feet in a Spad; Then said, “It’s a shame That the jar made me lame, For the trip coming down wasn’t bad!” —Widow. The Passenger’s Rebuke Conductor—What’s your station? Souse —Well (hic), you ought to know. Itsh on your (hic) railroad.—Jack o’ Lantern. Saved His Life “Did you follow my prescription?” asked the doctor as he entered the sick-room. “No, I didn’t,” replied the gouty old man. “Tf I had I should have broken my neck, for I threw it out of the window.” —Record. Heredity “T see that Sharpleigh’s son is studying law. Is he following a natural bent?” “Bent? H—, yes! That whole family is born crooked!"”—Widow. The Original “Cain was the original Marine.” “Why?” “He was the First to Fight.”"—Record. | “Was your brother, the captain, much upset at the loss of his leg?” | . “He wrote that he was glad to be rid of that d— corn.—Widow. LEARN PIANO! This Interesting Free Book Conservatories. Successlul 23 In every key. within . Fully illustrated. For FOR _g MEN OF GRAINS IGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— FUN from our FIGHTERS Good Things in Service Papers Reminded Him of Home “HEY: private, what’s the idea of this lady’s hose hanging here?” “Well, you see, sir, I just wanted a homelike touch.”—U pton Trench and Camp. “YES SIR~ THOSE STRIPES WERE CLEAN “THIS MORNING BUT THE LAST OFFICER THAT EXAMINED 'EM LEFT FINGERMARKS ON ‘EM” No Fautt or Hrs. “Great Lakes Recruit. Kissing Some Girls Who don’t believe In kissing Before they Go down To seea Troop train Go through Go back With A Different Opinion. But, kissing a soldier is nothing to brag about. There are too many opportunities.—Trench and Camp. Drawn bg A.B. Watxen HEADACHE TABLETS 27 YEARS THE ENEMY OF PAIN ®r Headaches, Neuralgias, LaGrippe 2n2Colds Women's Aches anallls, ic an Sciatic Pains 8k Your Dresot Far AL Tablets The Antikamnia Chemical Co, St Louis He Knew Ensign (teaching a class in military courtesy) —And what rank is an officer with one star? Ex-Jailbird—Sherifi, sir!—Arklight. Airing His Soldier Knowledge Lieut. Harry Powell of the E. M. T. D. was dining with a brother officer at’ his heme the other evening when the host’s youngest son, a kiddie of seven years, kept teasing his soldier- father with the request that he wanted to be a soldier. “Kin I be a so-jer, papa,” the kiddie insis- tently pleaded? The lieutenant finally agreed with his off- spring, saying, “Why, certainly, my boy, you may be a soldier if you wish.” “Dammit, then, pass them beans,” burst forth from the child to the general surprise of everyone.—Kelly Field Eagle. Turn Asout 1s Far Pray Now, children, instead of my giving to you this year, you give to me for the Red Cross.