Judge — December 14, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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id was day sock, Droen by Resarut Westoven His Finat Piace in tue Sun Taxing the Outgo By HEN the old order changes (re- W cted McFee) we will note a re- rsal of taxes. No longer will we tax the income; rather, the tax will be ap- plied on the outgo. For when the old order changes legislators will realize that man invariably spends more than he gets, and that the tax on the outgo, therefore, | yield greater returns than one on the income. I have heard it said up to the present this my day of life that man spends his money before he gets it. And you can take it from me that if he doesn’t, then is wife gets it before he has a chance to end it when he has it. I never yet have vet a man who hasn't had his money mortgaged for some time ahead. No matter what his income, he has to bea splendid financial sprinter to catch up with it. Legislators with a view to increasing the revenues of the nation should appre- ciate the fact that income is not every- A. Warten Urrixe y “You pinch a turkey, but HOTEL FLANDERS New York City 133-137 West 47th St., JUST OFF BROADWAY The right kind of a hotel in the right locality. In heart of the theatre district and adjaceat to the sh res. Positively fireproof, Excelleat cui lonal orchestra. A lafge additioa just containing library, grill and billiard hall Handsomely Furnished Rooms, Private Bath $2.00 Per Day Upward From Grand Central Station, cars marked “Broad wa: without transfer; Pennsylvania Station, 7th ave, cars without transfer.” Booklet upon request H.R. SHARES, Prop. eapleted, thing. They should follow the fash- ion of the church fair, where the + cost to get in—the ingo, if one may say it—is a mere nothing, and where the cost to go out, or the outgo, is such as to pauperize the most opulent. Let me offer this as a solution of the national financial problem. Either this, or tax a man on what he thinks his services to the man who hires him are worth. I dare say, on this later reckoning, every man could be listed for three or four times his presentincome. And if the per capita were reduced the taxing of a man’s real earning value would, besides adding tremendously to the national resources, immensely tickle the vanity of those of us who form part of the circle and always look to the other fellow for recompense, stipend, salary or wages. } Trying It Out how do you test whale meat?” ake a chunk and bounce it, I s'pose. Quartettes By Cuantes A. Leepy O come up to all requirements of The International Association of Plain and Fancy Statisticians, a fully developed and completely organized quartette should include four singers, or at least that many voices. Some singers have more than one voice, but they usually experience difficulty in using them simultaneously. To be thoroughly successful a quar- tette should harmonize—not in a social Way, necessari but vocally at least. Quartettes seem to thrive best in moon- light, and street corners seem to be fav- ored locations. Two songs seem to have been chosen as indispensable attachments to every quartette. They are “The Old Oaken Bucket” and “Take That Wagon Home.” The former is usually sung ad lib., witha quick and sudden chopping off of the bucket to give a splash effect. In the second number the “hom drawn out with a depth ef expression and a lingering tenderness that fittingly pay tribute to a great and important in- stitutior After the quartette has gained confi- dence it usually undertakes the “barber shop minor,” and the famous “diminished seventh.” These outbursts are directly responsible for the existence of practically all of che quartettes, and without them no quartette could long survive. If a member of a quartette should be stricken with the measles, or have to leave town, the survivors would be called a “trio.” ‘HENRY ROMEIKE, 106.110 S | |C. MW. 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