Judge — December 14, 1918 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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WITH the COLLEGE WITS Ivrepressible, Joyous, 1 ponsible Five Rich Cuban Cigars 30° Mountains She always lives i te of tlelight. She her grandfather, th finally marries th young surveyor. And She Had Such a Nice, Hard Face! Susanne—Jack writes me from France that he is wearing my picture over his heart tte—How wise of him! It might stop a day !—Record Curious Bobby ts when the to her flannel Later he car- ries her off to his ranch Bobbie's mother had just taken out her win- ter garments. “Ma,” said Bobbie, live on before ‘what did moths ‘ Adam and Eve wore clothes?” shirt Fy in a Fy € %, Aun in Arizona where she Satiric Sam ¢ Parson—Oh! repents of such snob- bishness. Wounded in the Sammie Naw! In the bandage slipped down.—Jester head! The Two in One Frosh—What's the matter with using that phrase in composition? Senior—Trite Fre my English professae | The Home wouldn Widow Wrecker | What would the [“Good-Bye, Old Pal!” movies do w her? She is. the of all the ic misfor ment she is You don't have to hail from Arizona, or own a horse, | to appreciate the affection carried out by the artist's || brush in this picture. There's | | more truth than color in it. for prey Should you desire a copy, | | | froming The Daughter of the Nile She is Judge Art Print Department 225 Filth Avenue New York City poed and won by the hero in the first reel. When forgotten she seeks death by wander ing in the desert or off the cum 2. free of “Cuticura Dept. B, Boston.” Movie Heroines I Have Met The Child of the innocen’ saves old moonshiner, from the federal officers and JUDGE Christmas on the Saginaw By H.S. Haut HRISTMAS Eve on the Saginaw Winter of Seventy-Four! Snow neck-deep, and the | raw Thirty below or more We had sawed and slashed in the pine that day We was tired and hungry and cold; So we gobbled our grub in a horrible way, Then into our bunks we rolled. All but Wallopin Bill, my boy, AU but Wallopin Bill. wind was | Wallopin Bill, he hung up his sock, Wallopin Bill, he said “This institooshun we ortn’t to mock!” And then crawled into his bed All of us laid in our bunks and poked Fun at old Wallopin Bill; ¢ | Even the Boss got funny and joked— | Everyone laughin’ to kill | All but Wallopin Bill, my boy, All but Wallopin Bill « Tennessee Charley, he got up at night, | Emptied a pail in the sock | Held every drop—it was water tight, And soon froze hard as a rock. Wallopin Bill was the first one out “Wonder what Sandy Claws brung!” All of us snickered, then started to shout: “Chris’mas Gift!” everyone sung All but Wallopin Bill, my boy All but Wallopin Bill Bill got a holt on the top of the sock, And grinned a most evilish grin hammer and slug and knock, s he broke w asin ind couldn't get back, is © barn we goes. p ( sues Day in the animal shack! ° And everyone starvin’ and froze! All but Wallopin Bill, my boy All but Wallopin Bill I'm gettin’ old but as long as I'm here I'll never forget that day Yuletide cheer, with a mule tied near, t And nothin’ to cat but hay! t Say, it was cold! And say, it was raw! t it was tough, you bet! h That Christmas Day on the Saginaw s Who wouldn't like to forget ? ; , my boy, Fé Lucky “Still, the kaiser is fortunate.”” “How?” t “He never was a subject of himself.” ‘ SEXOLOGY by William H. Walling, A. M., M.D. imparts in a clear wholesome in one volume Kaowleds foung Mas Sheed Have her Medical Kaowiodre © Husbead Should Koowledee a Youus Women St ledge Wile comicbooks.com