Judge — December 14, 1918 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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The All-Highest * De set, de setwe, de sete el vi. Stop, stop! I’ve had enough!” Gracia (Barcelona) | BAD BREAKS A Bird—" Rev. John A. Swan, a son BOTH WELL.’ —Glasgow (Scotland) Herald. Measure for Measure—* The corner of the Hindenburg Line is only eight incues from Soissons and a little less from General Mangin’s present posi- tions.” —Caleutta (Ind.) Englishman. Did He Mean It?—"The Rev. John Brash (Presbyterian) described | Mr Pringle as his BEST FRIEND, and said he NEVER hoped to have another like him.” Bradford Telegraph. Where's the Walking Delegate?— “University College Hospital, Gower Street, W. C., has adopted what is prac- tically an E1GHT-HOUR day for nurses, who are to have NINE HOURS of duty daily.”—London Daily Mail. Another Blasted Proverb- ad Turks, caught in the retreat, tell of the harassing effect of our guns.”—The Peo- ple. Seems that dead men do tell tales after all.—London Passing Show. Overgallant —“John Fletcher, sol- dier, at the same court, was bound over for bigamy. He had been twice recommended for gallantry.”” — Daily Sketch, Ega-View Note—The enfant terrible gazed intently at the head of a visitor which was as bald as a billiard ball. His mother trembled, for she knew of what the darling was capable. ‘* Mamma,” suddenly remarked the boy, “when this gentleman has been in mischief do they spank him on the head?”—Christian Classics. Conjuring at Home—‘She handed him an Empty envelope, from which he EXTRACTED a letter.""— Heartsease Li- brary. Mixed Tints—“The air was calm: the BLUE sky overhead was a rosy RED.” Birmingham Weekly Post. Hun Reserve—The “German Gov- ernment denies that her army has ever destroyed LIFEBOATS with passengers.” — Liverpool Echo. Recessional—* He was tall and slen- der and would have been very good- looking but for a receding chin which was very pronounced.”— Edinburgh Evening Dis patch. Among the No Wonder—“ When the mysterious. inhabitant of the island opened his EYES again he put BOTH UP TO HIS FACE and gave an incoherent cry.”— Chums. Boggled English—“‘An eye for a neye, and a tooth for a boot,’ saith the Scriptures.—Miss Eileen Bogle-French.” London Star. An Old Story—“The Fev. Robert Howle preached BosH morning and eve- ning.” —Heddingtonshire (Eng.) Courier. The Eye Dear—" Mrs. had ONLY ONE EYE, and could not see well with THE OTHER.”—SManchester Evening Chronicle. “Whippets” on leave!—Passing Show (London) Old Dog Tray, Perhaps—* Miss Luttrell rang the bell, and a LADEN TRAY ENTERED.” —Wesleyan Church Magazine. Bunny-Gunning—“ Ferdinand in his tricky way tried to HUNT with the HARE and run with the Hounps."—London Daily News. German Food Shortage—“ The Kaiser, accompanied by his staff, ly took REFUSE in a cellar.’ Herald (Paris edition). A Hot Time in France—“ Imagine the feelings of the liberated French people, the women bugging and kissing our boys, on’ whom they SHOWERED eat ables and nor corret.”"—Glasgow Ex ning Times. Strike me lucky if the old tank gal ain’t gone an’’ad twins while we've been Some Cargo—*Vice-Admiral Keyes reports: A Division or Destroyers arrived at Ostend... and proceeded into harbor IN A WHALER and landed about 10.30.""—Shields Daily Gazette. The Fifteenth Point to undesstand.—Rrynolds” Newspaper (London). comicbooks.com