Judge — November 23, 1918 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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a Ra AN, the Alf, Old Bill and Bert sat on a dud, and this (in part) they sang: “This rationing business has come in, I see; They’ve rationed the sugar and rationed the tea. The controller has threatened to give us six months If we’re found wearing two pairs of trousers at once. If a Tommy is caught with two girls at a time, That’s hoarding, and hoarding’s a terrible crime. ome TIME Ep Wynn (cehiskfully): But I’m not go- ing to remain a property man long. I’m From “Tur Betrer OLE” ts what tooclever. I’m going to be a comedi ist as soon as I've finished writing my sketch. _ From “Notuinc But Lies” I’ve been writing it for ten years now, “We have your word of honor, haven't we, Georg and it’s nearly finished. “Yes, dear, when I gave you my word, my honor went with it.” comicbooks.com