Judge — November 9, 1918 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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DGE 1er- nd- to ute the November 9, 1918 Pun From the Bgtew Good Things ix Ourhony antl Nayy Publications n Prizes His Whereabouts Contemplations of a Buck R” =D in my O. D. blanket, Safe from the bugle’s blast, With my lucky star (how I thank it!) High in the heavens at last I rest in the old-time fash I rest in the old-time w For resting still is my ps As it was in a former day ‘aps’ is consigned to quiet; Its echoes are dead and gone It sleeps with the Dirge of Diet And the Herald of the Dawn The sergeant’s face has vanished, And every voice is still “Fatigue” and “guard” are banished, Leashless, I rest at will General, prince or colonel, \ buck or a Bonaparte Crowned with laurels vern Sleeping, are one at heart So out with the candle’s sputter; The gift of the gods I'd reap. From th my bunk T mutter, “Pipe down and let me sleep!"—T 1 Rumors Pa and Ma Jones, having spent the day looki for Cyrus of ‘the 8th Company, suddenly. dis- cover his “upper and lower unmentionables” on the company clothes line.—Trench and Camp Rumors In the army Are just about | As effectual as | The buzzard Who sits on An oil drum in Front of a = Filling Station In the Air Mechanic—Don't try any loops will you, as this is my first hop? Soloist—Don't worry The Camouflage this is my second.— — And guesses “The Mouse of Taylor” What kind of HOTEL MARTINIQUE car Broadway, 32d & 33d Streets, New York He'd buy if he 400 Baths 600 Rooms Went to work Direct Entrance to Broadway Subway and And earned Hudson Tabes Enough money One Block from Pennsyloania Station woe ? To buy one Equally Convenient for Amusements, Shopping or Business Trench and Camp. A rookie’s first though Rates $2.00 Per Day and Up A SPECIALTY 155 Pleasant Rooms, with Private Bath The s $3.00 PER DAY that anybody or chickens or rabbits. Down On the Squab Farm ‘The Martinique Restaurants Are Well Known fer Good Food and Reasonable Prices = = hossenpfeffer, but if it costs as much to SEXOLOGY them, somebody is woefully wrong liam H. Walling, A.M., M.D. _j Id ¢ Spiker. erage city man has a firm conviction can get rich raising squabs I don’t know much about rabbits, except when I meet thei squabs and chickens as it does to entertain Just a jingle—funny, foolish—or any way you care to write it—just so it tells truthfully, why ZYMOLE ARE SU GOOD FOR HUSKY THROATS. Nine big prizes: $150, $100, $75, $25, and five $10 prizes. ZYMOLE TRO- KEYS are’ not cough drops—but mildly antiseptic throat Pattilles of real worth. Send your rhymes to our Jingle partment Frederick Stearns & Company 1241 East Jefferson A Detroit, Michigan “FOR HUSKY THROATS all It to us, with your name and addreas ull send )ou Gur FAMOUS KARNAK RAZOR aid. You may use . FREE; then Uke. tt retura it, SEND NO MONE MORE COMPANY. 49. More Tutlding, 8t Aviator’s Philosophy If you fly straight, There is no need to worry; If you fly improper, Of two things oneis certain— Either you spin r you don’t; If you don’t spin, There is no need to worry If you do spin, Of two things onciscertain— Either you crash or you don’t; If you do not, crash, Camera-Add There is no need to worry; If you do crash, Of two things one is cer- tain— | Either you are hurt slightly or seriously; | If you are hurt slightly, | | cture in uniform for the folks.—Our Nacy There is no need to worry; If you are hurt seriously, Of two things one is certain— | Either you get better or you die; | If you get better, | There is no need to worry; | If you die you cannot worry.—Kelly ‘m in raise ield Eagle. Knowledge « Young Man Should Have Keowledge « Young Husbaod Should Have Knowledge « Father Showld Have Rest Assured- Koowledse ther .Heaend Sn Cee) SINCE 188! Outdoor Sleepers Faultless “The NIGHTwear of a Nation!” comicbooks.com