Judge — November 9, 1918 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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buy r I ven November 9, 1918 Drawa by W. K, Stannerr “On, Wert! It’s Meatiess Day Anywa' Keep Cool By W. J. Beaxaas D° ver strafe the spying Hun, He's such a dear, well-meaning creature; He'll bomb a house, but just for fun, And don’t you mar a single feature. Should he blow up a factory, With fearful loss of life and treasure, Reflect that he’s refractory That Schrecklichkeit affords him pleasure He'll place “cigars” on board a ship, Timed to destroy it in mid-ocean; Consider that a jest, a quip \ giving y to strong emotion And if you catch him, say, “ Beware!” And warn him gravely not to do it; Don’t dare to even muss his hair, Or you will surely live to rue it! And if he'll wilfully persist, And slay your brother, son, or daddy, Why, slap him gently on the wrist, And call him “ Naughty, naughty, laddie."” No, never let your passicns rise, No matter what the provoca Be calm, collected, cool and wise— Resort to peaceful arbitration All druggists; Soap 2%, Ointment 52%, Talcum 3, Sample each free of “Outteura, Dept B, Beste.” r AEG US PAT OFF, valeabie ™ free book- ‘write name and ad. dress on margin and $0 Broadway, N.Y Warning: hearing the N All druggists in U, S. Insist on Nujol. On Troubled Waters “I'd rather have a case of Nujol aboard ship than a case of Scotch whiskey’’ said a de- stroyer-ensign the other day, ‘‘And that’s spoken with proper respect for the Scotch, too!"" Don't let’s argue the point. It is not so much a matter of taste as of necessity. Why is it that a case goes aboard whenever he’s preparing to sai Constant alertness and vigilance mean bro- ken watches, broken watches mean irregular meals and sleepand disregard of Nature's calls, Sustained alertness, and the power to work hard and long depend upon regularity of bowel movements, whether you're at sea or ashore. Those sailors have tried pills, castor oil, salts, and other medicines in vain—they know such drugs only weaken. They have learned that Nujol acts gently and surely and is absolutely harmless—helps a system under strain to sustain its strength by func- tioning normally and regularly. They know it’s not a drug. What's good enough for our navy is good enough for you. Nujol Laboratories STANDARD OIL CO. (NEW JERSEY) 50 Broadway, New York For Constipation Nujol is sold only sealed bottles ‘Trade Mark. . and Canada, You may suffer from substitutes. Chaperoned “Yes,” said Mrs. Hay, visiting the city from the shortgrass country, with her son, “my boy and some of the other young people have some little dances in the hall at home. ni But they always have good chapcrones. “Yes,” put in Hay Jr. “We always have chaperones. Usually some married man there with some other man’s wife chaperoning the crowd.” About Face! Sally—Why do they call a common soldier a private? Sammie—Because he has less privacy than anyone else in camp! A New Social Embarrassment “Oh, John, Nora told me today she’s going to leave.” “Why's that, my dear? other raise?” “No, John, it’s not that. She says it’s no fun | flirting with a policewoman.” Does she want an- Peeved “Life isa game.” “I'd like to meet the umpire.” A Source of Worry “People have more money today than ever befo: | “That’s what’s worrying the politicians.” comicbooks.com