Judge — October 12, 1918 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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: 7 | A. Digee€ of the Wor — or fone @ SP [Omi Ch wd YOUNG THINGS | Between Girls hould one kiss a young man good-night?” “If you can’t get rid of him any other way [consider it permissible.”—Louis- '¢ Courier-Journal. Matched—“Has that dove-eyed girl found her affinity yet?” “Yes; he’s pigcon-toed.””— Baltimore American. Her Impression—A girl who was run-, ning a London bus was making out her first report. Under the heading “ Acci- she stated: “Bumped into an old gent.” Under the heading “ Remarks,” she said: “Simply awful.”—Christian Register. A Fable—Once upon a Time there was a Young Girl who was Awful Wilful She was wooed by a Pleasant-spoken Young Man, and she said Yes without consulting Anybody. The Marriage was of the Sort known as Unhappy, if you know what I mean, and all her Friends wagged their heads and said: “I told you so! If you had asked my Advice, I could have Warned you against him! I knew of his Short-comings and his Goings on!” Also, once upon a Time, there w: other Young Girl, most Shy and ‘ And every time she had a Proposal she asked her Friends and Relatives for Advice. And One and All they said, Each Time: “Oh, my Dear! Don't marry him! He is most Undesirable!” So the Young Girl never Married at all. The morals of this fable are: In a mul- titude of counselors there is safety and too many cooks spoil the broth—Town Topics Smoked Out—"This, Miss Jone said the botanist from the college, “is the tobacco plant.” Miss Jones—How v interesting! And when does it’ begin to bear ciga- rettes?—London Tit-Bils. Educates the Laundryman, Too tar du Matin complet d’English language “All the rage, my de: plete course in the I the lessons in the da (Paris). The Little *L five minutes alc the war! The Big ’Un You'll be w chance!—B; going to have sergeant after } COURTSHIP Served Him Right—He was try to excuse himself to her for being a slacker “Vd rather be a live rabbit than a dead lion,” he said. “Well,” replied the girl, “you get your wish.”"—Boston Transcript. Busy Girl—* Making any progress in your courtship?” “Not much, I'd like to hold her hand, but of course I can’t ask her to stop knit- ting for that purpose.""—Kansas City Journal. Wouldn't Work—Mary had a sweet- heart who was not altogether acceptable to her parents, and she got many quiet hints as to giving him his dismissal These hints, however, went altogether un- heeded, and at length her father took the bull by the horns and spoke out quite inly on the subjec “Look here, Mary, I don’t like that young fellow coming here so much. Next time he a visit just give him the cold shoulder.’ Mary smiled, showed her tecth prettily, laid her hand coaxingly on her father’s arm and said: “But, papa, what good would that do? He’s a vegetarian.” —Paris Herald. Knew What She Was About—" And you allowed that young man to kiss you.”” “That was very indiscreet.” “Not at all. I had looked up his financial standing.” —Boston Transcript. When the Censor Sleepeth—Is it any wonder print-paper is scarce? A Chi cago paper takes up an entire half page with a picture of a young man and young woman embracing, with the following printed beneath it: “‘L will never love another man,’ said Theodora, “and their lips met for one last kiss, in which it seemed they exchanged their very souls.” O censor, where is thy club?—Kansas City Star. comicbooks.com