Judge — October 5, 1918 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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= =. ee hh. — a Take a good look You w Those Dear Girls—“I can’t see why it is that some men go into raptures over a silly woman,” said a fair girl to her chum. “Who's been making love to you now, dear?” the other asked.— Boston Tran- script. Too Uninteresting — And is this my ballot? Election Clerk—¥ Suffragette—Wh page and the com toons. ffragette — ma’am, that’s it. the household supplement ?—Car- Something Practical—The Instruc- tress—But why are you so keen on learn- ing fencing? The Pupil—Well, you sce, I do so want to help the war and knitting seems so silly —I just must do something practical.— Sidney Bulletin. Spiteful—Patience—You know Peggy is going into the United States service during the war. Patrice—Oh, have they extended the age limit for women, too?—Yonkers Statesman. Just the Place—“Where have the girls gone?” “To Sulphur Springs.” “Um. Lots of matches made there, I s’pose?”—Kansas City Journal. | THE SEX | A Boche Goodbye to the Marne toire (Par Obvious—Selina—Do you think it would be conceited for me to tell my friends I made this dress myself? Louise—Not conceited, my dear superfluous.— Town Topics. No Worst Sellers for Her—Pub- lisher—My dear young lady, do you know that only two novels out of twenty pay for the publishing? The Giri—Oh, very well then, I'll write only two.—Boston Transcript. Virtue Rewarded since you have helped ¢ so nicely in picking up my apples, I’ll let you put these two in your pocket.” “Thank you, lady, but I never did care for apples."—Der ‘Brummer (Berne). WAR { His Only Objection—“ What's your objection to this motto, ‘work or fight’?”” asked Mr. Rafferty. “It’s too easy,”” answered Mr. Dolan. “Many and many’s the time I’ve had to do both.” — Washington Star. She’s Willing—“ Does } any interest in the war! “Yes, indeed. She talks about it.” “What does she say?” “Why, she says that she wishes I could go.”’—Pearson’s. Appropriate—*“ I'm looking for some thing to read.” “What kind of reading do you prefer?” “I'm not particular. I’ve got some time to kill.” “AML right ought to apr loafing law. ; here’s something that al. It’s a copy of an anti- Washington Star. The Doughboy's Retort— ay said a captured German officer, “you Yankees are devil dogs. You fight all the time.” Mister,” replied his Yankee captor, “you don’t suppose we came three thou- sand miles to get licked, do you?”—De- troit Free Press. German Papers, Please Note—The following is posted on the door of a de- serted cabin in Coos County, Oregon: To whom it may concern There’s potatoes in the wood-shed, There's flour in the bin, There's beans a-plenty in the cupboard, o waste them is a sin. Go to it, neighbor, if you're hungry! Fill up while you've a chance, For I'm going after the Kaiser, Somewhere over in France. L. A. Jounsox, Mias, Charley the Trapper. Chicago Tribune. Please!—Only men with blue or gray eyes are accepted for the tank service, we have been told. They are said to make better fighters than the brown-eyed fellows. Will the wives of brown-cyed men please confirm or deny this?—Phila- delphia Public Ledger. Lucky Man!—C. R. H. writes back from a training-camp where he arrived last week that he has been equipped with shoes weighing not less than twenty-five pounds apiece. He presumes from that that he has been selected to kick the Kaiser.—Kansas City Star. comicbooks.com