Judge — September 28, 1918 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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September 28, 1918 The Notion Counter By Dovetas Mattocnt N ad. is like a derrick: it ought A to be big enough to do the work. There is no such thing as partly lifting a load. Austrians don’t seem unless they have Russians in them and Germans behind them. It is going to take the kaiser some time to take St. Joseph, Mo., and that’s about the time we'll quit. here is a young soldier drilling up here nearly every night giving daughter setting up exercise. We would call the kaiser’s attention to the fact that the United States is quite a large place here is one thing to be said in favor of the man who slams the door and goes out: he goes out. A wife ought to stop once in a while and ask herself if she is for him or against him. A pessimist is a man who never observes the weather exc when it looks like rain. Dad’s dollar has an awful time getting to the bank past all the department stores. The American soldier may be spoiling for a fight, but he won't on spoiled beef. Just when a quarrel is likely to accom- plish some good they kiss and make up. Germany is suffering from a shortage of cows, and the Allies have its goat. I don’t see what difference it makes what kind of hat a girl wears. Making music in a home is better than making a noise in the world. When a man ought to kick himself he looks around for a yellow dog. Ma is doing a little censoring of soldiers’ mail on her own hook. Ma thinks the baby is awful cute, and Pa thinks it’s a scream. A woman doesn’t seem to have any confidence in her back hair. The dining-car fare seems to have in- creased but not improved. The place to judge a horse is at the finish, not at the start. to fight well front of As to Beverages Drawn by M. oe Manis Circumstances alter cases WERE NO SHOES TO PEG PRACTICALLY THE ONLY P ING W.L.DOUGLAS EVER AS $352 $4.00 $450 man is showing you price is W. worth the price paid for them. tamping the price on every pair of shoes as a protection against high prices and unreasonable profits is only one example of the constant endeavor of W. L. Douglas to protect his customers. W. L. Douglas name on shoes is his pledge that they are the best in materials, workmanship and style possible to produce at the price. Into every pair go the results of sixty-six years experience in making shoes, dating back to the time when W. L. Douglas was a lad of seven, peg- ging shoes. For sale by how to order shoes STAMPING THE RETAIL PRICE ON THE BOTTOM AT THE FACS TORY PROTECTS THE WEARER AGAINST UNREASONABLE PROFITS. HOLDS ITS SHAPE” 00 $G90 $7.00 g $g.00 You'll never need to ask “‘ What is the price?” when the shoe sales- i W.L. Douglas shoes because the actual value is determined and the retail price fixed at the factory before W.L.Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bottom. The stamped Douglas personal guarantee that the shoes are always Tre quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more than 40 years expe- rience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the fashion centres of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. CAUTION—Before you buy be sure W. L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamped on the bottom and the inside top facing. If the stamped price has been mutilated, BEWARE OF FRAUD. 106 W. L. Douglas stores and over 9000 Preaigen’ WY. 1. DOUGLAS oan ee Geet AL Gereglad aun atinites ey through the mail, postage free, BhOckxON = > Maas, The Getaway The Kaiser—Prepare plans immediately for an aeroplane that will travel to the moon. Draftsman—But, your majesty, we don't need such a machine. The Kaiser—But I may in a short time. Helpful Hint “Where do you get your jokes?” “Out of the air, so to speak. Why do you ask?” “Nothing. I would merely suggest that you go where there is some fresh air.” The Unfortunate Centipede The centipede, so rumor says (We do not know the fact), Broke ninety legs while practicing A moving picture act. Put to the Test id the fair one softly, lay down your life for me.’ arest,”” spoke up Reggie, you once said you “And so I would, ¢ valiantly. “Try m “Then suppose you start by news of our engagement to father king the Preparedness By Carotyn Wetts HE powders her face and bangs her hair, And she dotes on a bombe glacte; She expresses herself with killing effect, Ina highly explosive way. Her aim is true as she shoots a glance; And, prepared for war's alarms, With a well-trained battery of smiles, She answers the call to arms! comicbooks.com