Judge — September 28, 1918 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Ticer Rose—Manhattan. Rambunc- Openings and Survivals _ tious romance. 4 . | Uxper Orvers—Eltinge. Mother i Vest-Pocket (or Vanity Bag) Guide to son melodrama. j the New York Theaters Unknown Purpte, Tne—Lyric. Mur i By L.M. with mystery. ; j | Watx-Orrs, Tue—Morosco. Mad as a ' Hatton comedy is meant to be. ' }) Axorner Man’s Suors — 30th Street. | Wartcu Your NeiGnsor—Booth. Dash- | 1! “Lionel Atwill rashly steps into them. ing doings of a dapper spy nabber \ ] Crops ano Croprers—Belmont. Select Wuere Porrtes BLoom—Re public. War ' j farmerettes go in for field culture. play with true-to-life types and Mar . i Davoies—Belasco. War orphans adopt jorie Rambeau. ‘ ; , a bunch of grouchy bachelors. Woman on THe Inpex, Tue—g8th Stre ‘ | }| Everytuinc—/ippodrome. Where cle- A doubting husband learns at last that | i phants seem a petty detail. the “other man” is Uncle Sam. j ' Fippters Turee—Cort. Tuneful oper- : : iA > | etta supposed to be about rival violin fodern P. sAmusementy . syaresiescatermalvels | A Modern Paradox LT {sion that is mainly feminine. By G. Vexe Truee | ' = ———— x Avren—Gentral. Alice Brady | J AM the most cruel of men. I shox F iy COHAN & HARRIS Wwextse eer zes human emotions out of a | no mercy. I inflict pain. Sex | u . COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT machine-made melodrama, | not deter me. I make no discrimina- : | THREE FACES EAST) Piesoty Eseaurs—Wudson. A child- | tion as to women, and daily wome; ; | A Play of the Secret Service by Anthony & Paul Kelly like German-American discovers that | flock to me. They come with tears is ‘ 1 With a notable ca ing Emmett Corrigan & Vielet Heming the Kultur to which he is wedded is a their eyes and prayers on their lips. ‘ 9 a vamp. ‘To them all, to all these’ strange women, i BOOTH 45th W. of B’way. 75.% 820M Girt Benno tur Gus, Tue Am- | of high and low degree, I am supremel , Oliver sterdam. Nifty musical show. | indifferent. Be their charms ever so | Comety Watch Your Neighbor Gone Ur—Liberty. Frank Craven takes | alluring, I have eyes only for their defects. . = a flight as dizzy as that of the h. c. of 1. Whether they like me or dislike me; WINTER GARDEN "iia@S"") Heap Ovex Heeis—Geo. M. Cohan. | whether I please or displease, does not fe THE PASSING SHOW OF 1918 7 ee tbor | Mitzi uncorks her personality concern me. Nor are they affected by : a Humpty Dumpty—Lyceum. Otis Skinner my indifference. Nine times out of ten F i ASTOR | Rrcadeay end, ceun surest, Evenings $:16 | in a crash comedy. ty. W | they leave with a smile, at times ever P Mr. & Mrs. Ipeat Huspanp, AN—Comedy. Wildewit. | a blessing. Day no attention to this, , j SIDNEY DREW ”” Keep Her Smiling Jonatuan Makes a Wisu—Princess. ches their atailes or their blessings 7 : 5 cs Whimsy of adolescence, presented by would pay less to their curses. I rarely 7 Maxine Elliott’s {/)2."wisse BE E38 Stuart Walker's little praia of budding | invite thei to return, but have no fears , _Tea for Three geniuses. of their deserting me. They come when f Kerr Her Saiin@—Astor. Showing I least expect them, pleading with | - — 7 that it isn’t the initial cost of a wife, | to inflict upon them new tortures. Ir : He's Probably Married to the Woman but the upkeep, that counts. my presence they sigh and mourn Who Squeals at a Mouse Licntnix’—Gaiety. As inimitable and | start and jump. At times they shr “ lovable an old fraud as ever existed. I] have been known to use drugs to kee P . - ~ Marv or THE Mountains, Tue—Casino. | them quiet. Even this is not resent A“ i ¥ Beauty beset by brigands. | There is not one who comes to me who | f 4- “ A= Maytime—Broadhurst. Lyrical love- | does not declare that I am indispensable be \ . a i as making. to her happiness, and her comfort, even . i onal ° a Mipnicut Frotic—Cocoanut Grove. Zieg- | herbeauty. . . . lama dentist. “ . : = feld charmers let loose in a corral of ‘ table i, Mipsicut Revue—Century Grove. Mol- lie King and various queens. One or Us—Bijou. Chicago jazzodrama. Passinc Suow or 1918—Winter Garden. Miss Salome, meet the Howard Brothers. Pexnrop—Globe. Adventures of a ten- year-old “detecatif.” Watkep tn Her Steer—Playhouse. ery step a faux pas. Sinpap—Centur Winter Gardening in the erstwhile temple of Art. Someone in THE House—K nickerbocker. Cheerful crookery. | | Some Nicut—Harris. Considerable eve- | | ning, one would judge. Tea ror Turee—Maxine Elliott. Roi | Cooper Megrue’s latest. Drawn by R. B. Peuuen | Turee Faces East—Cohan & Harris. | Portrait of a nervous man about to take a dip. Super-sleuthery. A Patriotic Tip Jam was one of the three most popular publications in the camps in a list including all the leading magazines. “The happy medium,” Judge, furnishes welcome relaxation for war-strung nerves. 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