Judge — September 21, 1918 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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[FOOD your mouth water.” “Yes, often wished I could get a writer like that City Journal. Effective—One woman has balk: cross-cutters by putting up this sign: “This is a War Garden. Walk across it and write yourself down a pro-German.” Boston Transcript. Reading Up—“What are you read- ing?” tale of buried treasure.”” ing your time on fiction?” is expert advice on how to ."—Dallas News. His Wish—“So your wife is doing her canning?” “Yes, putting up a little fruit for the winter, but I wish there was a way we could can a little sugar and coal for the long, cold days.” —Detroit Free Press. Same Size as Ever—‘ Small portions are the rule these days.” “T dunno. When my wife gives me a piece of her mind I don't notice any change.”—Boston Transcript. Truthful Calculation — Inquiring Lady—How much milk docs your cow give a day? Truthful Boy—About lady. Inquiring Lady—And how much of that do you sell? Truthful Boy—About twelve quarts, lady. —Bufalo Commercial. cight quarts, A Question—Having _ finished meal, the diner called for his check. “Let's see,” said the waiter; “what did you have?” “Can't tell you for the life of me,’”” was the reply; “but what I ordered was minced chicken.” —Boston Transcript. his Just Now—“Do you consider thir- teen at table unlucky?” “Yes, with food at present prices.”— Washington Star. Convenience—Customer—You have placed all the large berries on top. Fruit Peddler—Yes, lady. That saves you the trouble of hunting through the box for 'em.—Boston Transcript. A Master of Language—“ Dickens writes about food in a way that makes id the restaurant man, “I've to compile a bill of fare for me.""—Kansas ed the YOUNGSTERS | The German Peace Egg Her View—Sunday School Teacher What do you understand by suffering for righteousness’ i Little Girl—Please, miss, it means hav- ing to come to Sunday school.—Boston Transcript. Overcame the Difficulty—A little girl was sent by her mother to the gro- cer’s with a bottle for a quart of vinegar. But, mamma,” said the little one, “1 can’t say that word.” “But you must try,” said the mother, “for I must have vinegar, and there’s no one else to send.” So the litue girl went with the bottle and as she reached the counter of the store she pulled the cork out of the bottle with a pop and said to the astonished Smell that and give me a German Eagle to Peace Dove—You began ‘ Pearson's Weekly. the quarrel—but I'll leave you alone while you hatch my ege.—National News (London). A Boomerang—‘“My son, the carly bird catches the worm.” “Yes, pa, and brings it home to his childret Isn't it a lesson for you? Boston Transcript. Slightly Mixed—* Ate in one-of those new style lunch-rooms today.” “What new style?” “I think they call it a grabateria.”"— Kansas City Journal. Her Translation—* Well, little miss, said the grocer, “what can I do for you?” “Please, sir, mother wants a bottle of good-natured alcohol."—London — Tit- Bits. A Straight Tip—" Are potatoes hard to raise?” “IT don't know. But the price of pota- toes is.”"—Detroit Free Press. The Master Mind i Can 4 RAP IH A Head of the House—Where are you going, my dear? His Better Half—Where I please! Head of the House—But when will you be back? His Better Half—When I choose! Head of the Howse—Ab, yes! Of course! Passing Show (London). But not later. I could not permit that— comicbooks.com